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Thanks for the bump, Alain. Your "drunk from Lisbon" line still makes me laugh hard.

Ahhh Alain, good times my friend, good times!

"I guess he should remove the photos from his own site as well."
- HF

Watch Noob wrote:Ahhh Alain, good times my friend, good times!

Yep, doubtful we will ever see the like again. Everyone knows by now inflicta is shit, doxa is for the most part made in China and that this forum gives honest reviews and cannot be bought off by vendors. Shit Jim, we outlasted the well funded and so well run sales forum too.

This Wryst crap on Evine? It would be funny if it wasn't so predictable.

This flotsam makes even the stuff that Teutonic turd burglar pimped a couple of years back look like, well, watches.

TemerityB wrote:This Wryst crap on Evine? It would be funny if it wasn't so predictable.

This flotsam makes even the stuff that Teutonic turd burglar pimped a couple of years back look like, well, watches.

I was told it also made the hotness....... Hope it did better than the current stuff being sold.

koimaster wrote:

TemerityB wrote:This Wryst crap on Evine? It would be funny if it wasn't so predictable.

This flotsam makes even the stuff that Teutonic turd burglar pimped a couple of years back look like, well, watches.

I was told it also made the hotness....... Hope it did better than the current stuff being sold.

I hope it lays there like XXXL-sized "WatchGeek" t-shirts.

The clone moved into a sideways position -

The Original IMHO








And more of the same from our guy in the eastern block.

New Luxury Timepiece

Wryst’s latest luxury watch collection, Force, makes its debut this fall. Three different models — the SX230, the SX270, and the SX300 — have been announced, and now all are ready and available for purchase. All Wryst Force watches have a limited-production run of 75 units, making them highly collectible. The new collection aims to promote a style that draws inspiration from the “forces” all around us.

The Force collection sports a 50-mm case width, up 5 mm from the 45-mm width of previous collections.The extreme-sports-inspired designs are bolder, stronger, and more masculine than previous offerings by Wryst. The collection focuses on the definition of force, which is a strength or energy that is an attribute of physical action. The new Force collection embraces the ideas of motion, nature, and gravity to create truly unique designs, color palettes, and styles. While some may associate “force” with power and might, Wryst uses the concept of force to promote nature and peace through its new timepiece collection.


https://www.watchtime.com/advertisement ... rom-wryst/


From a previous thread -

Dear Alain NA,

Please kindly remove this post with no delay from your forum:

http://watchlords.forumotion.net/t17058-wryst-watches

Thank you in advance.

Jacques Fournier / Owner at Wryst Timepieces


Sender e-mail address: [email protected]

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=26521&p=270906&hilit=wryst#p270906

It has been 6 yaers now and up on reviziting this thred eye like them a little more betterer. They have a certin Je ner St. Croix.


Barvo Jakes. Wurst waRtcHes are vary inuvattive. GWLS moan armee.

I know the idiot made an appearance on urine live at least once and now he sells through amazon. Now he is having a Black Friday sale.

https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/dis ... ch-online/

koimaster wrote: ↑

November 22nd 2019, 11:41am

I know the idiot made an appearance on urine live at least once and now he sells through amazon. Now he is having a Black Friday sale.

https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/dis ... ch-online/

No chicken watches. Fuck that dude in the ear.

This cocksucker should have gone back to making cheese.

The "drunk from Lisbon" gag is still, to this day, one of the wittiest things ever written here.

They are still around and still selling watches that are boring, over priced and


https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/

Automatic Swiss rose gold watch Wryst Racer SX2. Wear a bolder and tactile luxury Swiss timepiece. Surpass your style with a modern and luxurious limited edition automatic stunner. The shiny polished finish of this 50mm chronograph will address your strong charisma. Both the Swiss automatic movement and sapphire crystal will guarantee your investment is secured. There are two bracelets included for a varied experience
https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/aut ... Y0QAvD_BwE

koimaster wrote: ↑

April 22nd 2020, 12:49pm

They are still around and still selling watches that are boring, over priced and


https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/

Automatic Swiss rose gold watch Wryst Racer SX2. Wear a bolder and tactile luxury Swiss timepiece. Surpass your style with a modern and luxurious limited edition automatic stunner. The shiny polished finish of this 50mm chronograph will address your strong charisma. Both the Swiss automatic movement and sapphire crystal will guarantee your investment is secured. There are two bracelets included for a varied experience
https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/aut ... Y0QAvD_BwE

This guy writes like a drunk from Lisbon as well.