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Thanks for the bump, Alain. Your "drunk from Lisbon" line still makes me laugh hard.

Ahhh Alain, good times my friend, good times!

"I guess he should remove the photos from his own site as well."
- HF

Watch Noob wrote:Ahhh Alain, good times my friend, good times!

Yep, doubtful we will ever see the like again. Everyone knows by now inflicta is shit, doxa is for the most part made in China and that this forum gives honest reviews and cannot be bought off by vendors. Shit Jim, we outlasted the well funded and so well run sales forum too.

This Wryst crap on Evine? It would be funny if it wasn't so predictable.

This flotsam makes even the stuff that Teutonic turd burglar pimped a couple of years back look like, well, watches.

TemerityB wrote:This Wryst crap on Evine? It would be funny if it wasn't so predictable.

This flotsam makes even the stuff that Teutonic turd burglar pimped a couple of years back look like, well, watches.

I was told it also made the hotness....... Hope it did better than the current stuff being sold.

koimaster wrote:

TemerityB wrote:This Wryst crap on Evine? It would be funny if it wasn't so predictable.

This flotsam makes even the stuff that Teutonic turd burglar pimped a couple of years back look like, well, watches.

I was told it also made the hotness....... Hope it did better than the current stuff being sold.

I hope it lays there like XXXL-sized "WatchGeek" t-shirts.

The clone moved into a sideways position -

The Original IMHO








And more of the same from our guy in the eastern block.

New Luxury Timepiece

Wryst’s latest luxury watch collection, Force, makes its debut this fall. Three different models — the SX230, the SX270, and the SX300 — have been announced, and now all are ready and available for purchase. All Wryst Force watches have a limited-production run of 75 units, making them highly collectible. The new collection aims to promote a style that draws inspiration from the “forces” all around us.

The Force collection sports a 50-mm case width, up 5 mm from the 45-mm width of previous collections.The extreme-sports-inspired designs are bolder, stronger, and more masculine than previous offerings by Wryst. The collection focuses on the definition of force, which is a strength or energy that is an attribute of physical action. The new Force collection embraces the ideas of motion, nature, and gravity to create truly unique designs, color palettes, and styles. While some may associate “force” with power and might, Wryst uses the concept of force to promote nature and peace through its new timepiece collection.


https://www.watchtime.com/advertisement ... rom-wryst/


From a previous thread -

Dear Alain NA,

Please kindly remove this post with no delay from your forum:

http://watchlords.forumotion.net/t17058-wryst-watches

Thank you in advance.

Jacques Fournier / Owner at Wryst Timepieces


Sender e-mail address: [email protected]

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=26521&p=270906&hilit=wryst#p270906

It has been 6 yaers now and up on reviziting this thred eye like them a little more betterer. They have a certin Je ner St. Croix.


Barvo Jakes. Wurst waRtcHes are vary inuvattive. GWLS moan armee.

I know the idiot made an appearance on urine live at least once and now he sells through amazon. Now he is having a Black Friday sale.

https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/dis ... ch-online/

koimaster wrote: ↑

November 22nd 2019, 11:41am

I know the idiot made an appearance on urine live at least once and now he sells through amazon. Now he is having a Black Friday sale.

https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/dis ... ch-online/

No chicken watches. Fuck that dude in the ear.

This cocksucker should have gone back to making cheese.

The "drunk from Lisbon" gag is still, to this day, one of the wittiest things ever written here.

They are still around and still selling watches that are boring, over priced and


https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/

Automatic Swiss rose gold watch Wryst Racer SX2. Wear a bolder and tactile luxury Swiss timepiece. Surpass your style with a modern and luxurious limited edition automatic stunner. The shiny polished finish of this 50mm chronograph will address your strong charisma. Both the Swiss automatic movement and sapphire crystal will guarantee your investment is secured. There are two bracelets included for a varied experience
https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/aut ... Y0QAvD_BwE

koimaster wrote: ↑

April 22nd 2020, 12:49pm

They are still around and still selling watches that are boring, over priced and


https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/

Automatic Swiss rose gold watch Wryst Racer SX2. Wear a bolder and tactile luxury Swiss timepiece. Surpass your style with a modern and luxurious limited edition automatic stunner. The shiny polished finish of this 50mm chronograph will address your strong charisma. Both the Swiss automatic movement and sapphire crystal will guarantee your investment is secured. There are two bracelets included for a varied experience
https://www.wryst-timepieces.com/en/aut ... Y0QAvD_BwE

This guy writes like a drunk from Lisbon as well.

“Some of our customers have added a Wryst automatic reference to their all-important collection. They have confirmed this: They prefer wearing a Wryst than their Vacheron Constantin, Jaeger Lecoultre, Audemars Piguet, Ulysse Nardin, Bell Ross, Girard Perregaux, and even their James Bond-inspired Omega.“

“We were not able to retain attorneys who could defend our references to one other manufacturer who is mediocre compared to us. You guessed it - the “R-word”. Yeah, let me tell you their attorneys are complete dicks! Nobody else noticed or gave a damn... but these people? I mean, they are super uncool about that kind of thing.

But, you know which one I’m talking’ bout? Right? The one the rhymes with ‘Timex’...? You know? Get it? Like, ‘Do you have my number in your “Rolodex”? Nyeah? Get it? Ask your dad, he’ll know - it was a ‘real thing’. So, yeah. That ONE, the watch we didn’t mention...?

Yeeeaaah... we’re pretty much better than them, too - but they’re too afraid to let us use their stupid name on our website, sooooo... I just wanted to send you this special message. Don’t tell anyone or you could get in big trouble and I won’t be able to help you then...

Also, it should be noted: contrary to what established collectors and enthusiasts may proclaim, we wish to once again confirm - to absolutely reiterate and affirm, our Wryst Waartsh Tymepeas Sport Control Body Jewelry are 100% - as verified in scientific peer reviewed study- NOT ghey...”

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

November 22nd 2020, 6:25pm

“Some of our customers have added a Wryst automatic reference to their all-important collection. They have confirmed this: They prefer wearing a Wryst than their Vacheron Constantin, Jaeger Lecoultre, Audemars Piguet, Ulysse Nardin, Bell Ross, Girard Perregaux, and even their James Bond-inspired Omega.“


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Yeah, that's some foul bullshit right there. But the basement dwellers eat that shit up like free buffet

biglove wrote: ↑

November 22nd 2020, 6:48pm

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

November 22nd 2020, 6:25pm

“Some of our customers have added a Wryst automatic reference to their all-important collection. They have confirmed this: They prefer wearing a Wryst than their Vacheron Constantin, Jaeger Lecoultre, Audemars Piguet, Ulysse Nardin, Bell Ross, Girard Perregaux, and even their James Bond-inspired Omega.“


BAD0DF98-704B-41E1-BA6D-F801B7292D91.jpeg

Yeah, that's some foul bullshit right there. But the basement dwellers eat that shit up like free buffet

If that pitch were a smell, to keep it polite - I wouldn’t want to offend them - it would be the vernacular equivalent of coffee-breath-Chinese-food-burps and peeled-boiled-egg-vapors blended with garlic-farts into a sulfur pit full of bad crab-legs.

But, that’s just me.

My wife just came by my screen and said, ooh I like that.
I told her it started as a joke and then she saw the Richard Mille and said that's fugly! I told her it's probably around $150K for that one.

What the fuck is Lisbon? Will drinking it address my strong charisma?

The only Lisbon I know is the capital city of Portugal. Portugal is the home of Port, a mighty fine fortified wine that can get insanely pricey. I'd really like some 20 yr. old Ramos Pinto tawny port right now.

ETA should sue this bastard for naming one of his wartches the “2824” after its movement. Wonder if they know?