Wryst Watches

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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by WatchDorks.Net » June 28th 2012, 2:17pm

Dampen the launch??? Dampen???

*guffaw* *snort* *chortle*

What a complete shit of the dip.

There's a stellar move: give a watch a quasi-military-inspired name like "Airborne" and then put it on fruity-colored straps.

Genius, I tell ya.... genius.
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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by ocean » June 28th 2012, 2:42pm

I think Asshat needs to do a little reading before making threats. It took all I had to hold my Scotch down while reading that fine poetry Koi wrote.
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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by conjurer » June 28th 2012, 2:54pm

themadhungarian wrote:Shit just got real


Indeed, Anthony. It's so nice we have some Eurotrash to bring us together and bust balls like the band of brothers that we are.


Time to trot out my favorite gag:


Wait for it!



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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by ocean » June 28th 2012, 3:54pm

Watch Noob wrote:Ahhh shit, he done pissed off Alain. I guess he didn't take the time to do a background search, poor schmuck!

You can say that again. Poor guy, doesn't he know your not suppose to poke a hornets nest with his pecker?
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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by jason_recliner » July 16th 2012, 11:25pm

Holy crap! How did I miss this thread?

If the Frenchy guy made a decent looking watch, we wouldn't have to rag on it, and then he wouldn't have to threaten Alain, and then... well... we all know how it goes from here!

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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by bedlam » July 17th 2012, 12:14am

The reasons I won't buy a Wryst watch:

1. That's knot how ewe spel wrist.

2. Jacques thinks anyone actually reads WL? If he is that deluded there is no way I am strapping on a watch he made Image

3. Oh, and they look fugly

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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by Horse Feathers » July 17th 2012, 3:29am

So this guy basically believes that someone who is contemplating a "Wryst" watch will find this site ,see that people think they are fugly, and decide not to buy

Doesn't sound like he has too much faith in his designs and/or respect for his potential customers

I guess he should remove the photos from his own site as well.

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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by eddiea » August 17th 2012, 11:13am

Difamatory and/or affecting the integrity of a person?

Well Jackes, I guess apologies are in order, I admit did not phrased my early post correctly...
As soon as you have a moment, take one or two of those ugly watches and 'shove it up your ass ...is that better?
BTW, are you ever heard of ..."You can't make someone love you, all you can do is
stalk them, hope they panic, give in (and they may buy your pieces of shit watches?)"

Since you appear to be a funny guy, thought you may like that.....
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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by chef p » August 17th 2012, 11:54am

AJC wrote:Hey jacques strap,
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koimaster wrote:Dear Alain NA,

Please kindly remove this post with no delay from your forum:

http://watchlords.forumotion.net/t17058-wryst-watches

Thank you in advance.

Jacques Fournier / Owner at Wryst Timepieces





NO!


Hahahaha...That made me laugh out loud....thank you....I needed that....
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Re: Wryst Watches

Post by koimaster » October 23rd 2015, 9:44am

Since Wryst watches have been pushed of late on urinelive I thought I would bump this one up.



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