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Dampen the launch??? Dampen???

*guffaw* *snort* *chortle*

What a complete shit of the dip.

There's a stellar move: give a watch a quasi-military-inspired name like "Airborne" and then put it on fruity-colored straps.

Genius, I tell ya.... genius.

koimaster wrote:
Your watches are shit by the way. Looks like a drunk from lisbon designed them.

Jesus Christ! Well said, goddamn it!

Shit just got real

I think Asshat needs to do a little reading before making threats. It took all I had to hold my Scotch down while reading that fine poetry Koi wrote.

ocean wrote:I think Asshat needs to do a little reading before making threats. It took all I had to hold my Scotch down while reading that fine poetry Koi wrote.

It certain read like Robbie Burns, so it did.

They use exclusive 315L Stainless steel. Who else uses that?



And the 5 jewel Ronda quartz movement has the same dial layout as the Valjoux 7750 so what's that tell you?

$750 buckeroos for this abortion????.............now that is funny!

themadhungarian wrote:Shit just got real

Indeed, Anthony. It's so nice we have some Eurotrash to bring us together and bust balls like the band of brothers that we are.


Time to trot out my favorite gag:


Wait for it!



Who is this imbecile, who kneels not before the power of the Lords?

And here I thought I was the resident Eurotrash...

Ahhh shit, he done pissed off Alain. I guess he didn't take the time to do a background search, poor schmuck!

Watch Noob wrote:Ahhh shit, he done pissed off Alain. I guess he didn't take the time to do a background search, poor schmuck!

You can say that again. Poor guy, doesn't he know your not suppose to poke a hornets nest with his pecker?

koimaster wrote:

As usual, Eddie fucks things up again. *sigh*

Holy crap! How did I miss this thread?

If the Frenchy guy made a decent looking watch, we wouldn't have to rag on it, and then he wouldn't have to threaten Alain, and then... well... we all know how it goes from here!

The reasons I won't buy a Wryst watch:

1. That's knot how ewe spel wrist.

2. Jacques thinks anyone actually reads WL? If he is that deluded there is no way I am strapping on a watch he made

3. Oh, and they look fugly

I see this guy is pimping them on FaceBook. Not much reaction, positive or negative.

Koi- did he have a reply to your reply, or did he crawl back under whatever rock he came from?

So this guy basically believes that someone who is contemplating a "Wryst" watch will find this site ,see that people think they are fugly, and decide not to buy

Doesn't sound like he has too much faith in his designs and/or respect for his potential customers

I guess he should remove the photos from his own site as well.

"Better to keep your mouth eyes closed and be thought a fool designer than to open it engage dialog and remove all doubt"?

ugly and cheap looking.....

ericf4 wrote:ugly and cheap looking.....

I agree! Very fucking ugly and Cheap looking. I thought it was about a 29.95 dollar watch and that was to much for it. $700.00 plus range what has he been smoking?

Difamatory and/or affecting the integrity of a person?

Well Jackes, I guess apologies are in order, I admit did not phrased my early post correctly...
As soon as you have a moment, take one or two of those ugly watches and 'shove it up your ass ...is that better?
BTW, are you ever heard of ..."You can't make someone love you, all you can do is
stalk them, hope they panic, give in (and they may buy your pieces of shit watches?)"
Since you appear to be a funny guy, thought you may like that.....

AJC wrote:Hey jacques strap,

koimaster wrote:Dear Alain NA,

Please kindly remove this post with no delay from your forum:

http://watchlords.forumotion.net/t17058-wryst-watches

Thank you in advance.

Jacques Fournier / Owner at Wryst Timepieces





NO!

Hahahaha...That made me laugh out loud....thank you....I needed that....

TemerityB wrote:With respect: They look like Equipe had a baby with Invicta, then peed on it.

That made me laugh abundantly !!!

Too ghay looking for my taste. And the name, I can't get past the name. Let alone put one of them on my wrist.

Since Wryst watches have been pushed of late on urinelive I thought I would bump this one up.