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Interestingly, not to give this thread a totally undeserving bump, but I was watching TT tonight on Shop, and he was talking about one of his NatGeo tours.

I googled "Tim Temple National Geographic" and this was the first thing to pop up; I saw no other google hits referring to his expeditions.

Thanks for the bump.
Very funny.
I like TT too, especially your version of him.

That is fucking classic that this is the only thing that comes up.

I bet dim temple is searching for a new search " engine" for his "chassis"

Conjurer, you are one great story teller. You have the gift and I am so happy you're here and I get to know you through Watchlords.

bc, Gracie and a Bourbon makes three.

Brilliant!

Wonderful, John. I wish I had your gift.

Thanks for the belly laffs!

You are the fucking man GODDAMMMMIT!!!

The next day we found ourselves in the clutches of the Bunga-Bunga, who were, like most civilized people, unimpressed by the broken Invicta watches and Sand-Blaster sandals.

man how do you come up with these?? you could write professionally!!

This was before my time, glad it got brought back. Awesome stuff conj, laughed so hard I let a little pee go.

Great story. Briefly reminded me of the "yum yum eat 'um up" chap from the Little Rascals. Only I think Temple should have been unga-ed, bunga-ed, and bead blasted. While all the Slop reps are craven liars, Temple is the only one I've seen that tells the poor bastards to "find the money", and "you must get this now". Really kind of loathe the prick.

Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore!

Thanks for the kind words, gentlemen!

conjurer wrote:Thanks for the kind words, gentlemen!

Those weren't kind words, I really want an encore GODAMIT!©

© Part of Conjurer One-Liners Inc. 2013

Sweet.

Conjurer mentioned Timmy the Tool and some how I remembered this thread. So it's time for bump.

Damn! I thought we were get another installment. Sadly, I let my subscription to NG lapse. Was hoping Timmy was traversing the dark continent yet again.

A humble bump for the newbs out there.

Yet another COVID boredom bump.

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 14th 2020, 3:06pm

Yet another COVID boredom bump.

Why not?

Bump for the newbs, once again.

Now that you've become a High Muckety-Muck (and rightly so) can us lesser pee-ons expect more of your writings and ramblings??
For instance:
Do you still like to raise Dobermans and ferrets?
Do you still have the hots for Susan Boyle?
Who has the "work car" for the Barrens?
Updates of the Lalo's penchant for baked beans??
Inquiring minds want to know.

WOW! Just scrolled down and there was a bump for baked beans!!
You Sir are clairyvolent or something.
If I was wearing a hat, I would take it to salute you.

Interestingly, I read on Facebook that Temple was told no more watch shows, as he was deemed "too difficult to work with"

I seldom watch anymore, but when I do manage to catch a show the hosts now are complete idiots

He was determined to be “unsuitable” for the internet...