Needing ownership help

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Re: Needing ownership help

Post by conjurer » July 13th 2021, 10:38pm

codguy wrote:
July 13th 2021, 9:34pm
Mark1 wrote:
July 13th 2021, 9:05pm
Great news Codguy! My lawyer finally got me a settlement for that accident with the manure spreader. Anyways, this Avenatti fellow says the check is in the mail. I expect I'll be sending some money your way any day now.

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Wait a minute... Hold the fucking phone. Avenatti? Michael Avenatti? Why, this fellow is going straight to fucking jail! He's looking at two and a half in stir, and he didn't even hold up no bowling alley! Sorry, Mr. Guy, but this jerkoff is going to stiff Mark on his dough so he'll have some cigarette money to pay off the Aryan Nations so he don't get cornholed. And I ain't talking about throwing some bags of corns through a piece of fucking plywood, by golly.

I hate to be bearer of bad news, so I'll send ewe a Pare of Breading pharrots, witch ewe Cann use two Cell off and by ewer Phine Wartche.
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Re: Needing ownership help

Post by Mark1 » July 14th 2021, 8:43am

conjurer wrote:
July 13th 2021, 10:38pm
codguy wrote:
July 13th 2021, 9:34pm
Mark1 wrote:
July 13th 2021, 9:05pm
Great news Codguy! My lawyer finally got me a settlement for that accident with the manure spreader. Anyways, this Avenatti fellow says the check is in the mail. I expect I'll be sending some money your way any day now.

:Thumbsup: :Thumbsup:
Wait a minute... Hold the fucking phone. Avenatti? Michael Avenatti? Why, this fellow is going straight to fucking jail! He's looking at two and a half in stir, and he didn't even hold up no bowling alley! Sorry, Mr. Guy, but this jerkoff is going to stiff Mark on his dough so he'll have some cigarette money to pay off the Aryan Nations so he don't get cornholed. And I ain't talking about throwing some bags of corns through a piece of fucking plywood, by golly.

I hate to be bearer of bad news, so I'll send ewe a Pare of Breading pharrots, witch ewe Cann use two Cell off and by ewer Phine Wartche.
Sorry Codguy, it turns out Conjurer is right. I called the shysters office inquiring about my manure spreader settlement, and he said I ain't getting no money. He even had the gall to ask me for money. I advised him he could pound sand, and he calls me a tight ass. I told him that may well be true but you'll be wishing you were a tight ass real soon. You could still hear the whimpering and snot bubbles when I hung up on the bastard. Sorry I can't send you any money now, I guess you could say I counted my chickens before they hatched. Good luck with the ferret breeding.
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Re: Needing ownership help

Post by codguy » July 14th 2021, 9:21am

Mark1 wrote:
July 14th 2021, 8:43am
conjurer wrote:
July 13th 2021, 10:38pm
codguy wrote:
July 13th 2021, 9:34pm
Mark1 wrote:
July 13th 2021, 9:05pm
Great news Codguy! My lawyer finally got me a settlement for that accident with the manure spreader. Anyways, this Avenatti fellow says the check is in the mail. I expect I'll be sending some money your way any day now.

:Thumbsup: :Thumbsup:
Wait a minute... Hold the fucking phone. Avenatti? Michael Avenatti? Why, this fellow is going straight to fucking jail! He's looking at two and a half in stir, and he didn't even hold up no bowling alley! Sorry, Mr. Guy, but this jerkoff is going to stiff Mark on his dough so he'll have some cigarette money to pay off the Aryan Nations so he don't get cornholed. And I ain't talking about throwing some bags of corns through a piece of fucking plywood, by golly.

I hate to be bearer of bad news, so I'll send ewe a Pare of Breading pharrots, witch ewe Cann use two Cell off and by ewer Phine Wartche.
Sorry Codguy, it turns out Conjurer is right. I called the shysters office inquiring about my manure spreader settlement, and he said I ain't getting no money. He even had the gall to ask me for money. I advised him he could pound sand, and he calls me a tight ass. I told him that may well be true but you'll be wishing you were a tight ass real soon. You could still hear the whimpering and snot bubbles when I hung up on the bastard. Sorry I can't send you any money now, I guess you could say I counted my chickens before they hatched. Good luck with the ferret breeding.


Mother fucker and just when I was getting my hopes up!

I only hope conj sends me a true pare of breeding pharrots...... one un-nutted (can I say that on this forum) heterosexual male and one heterosexual female with all reproduction thingies still inside.

Last time I got two pharrots from conj (traded him for three pringles cans, an unused avatar & one 32oz jar of virgin coconut oil).......... one was a Zem and the other a Zer and neither went that way (if you know what I mean). Ended up celling them to a respectable clothing business in so cal that sayd they wanted them for pets.


Four fuck sakes lords, this wartch would be juan of mine grail shitheal pieces.

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