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Needing ownership help

Post by codguy » September 15th 2020, 8:49am

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I need someone to purchase & gift me one of these..............

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Asking humbly from this asshat in need of charity to one (or more) of our many wealthy Lords.

I thank you so very much in advance!

Most Respectfully,
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Re: Needing ownership help

Post by codguy » September 15th 2020, 9:19am

conjurer wrote:
September 15th 2020, 9:03am
I'll kick in a few bucks.
Thanks Lord conjurer, you are awesome and I accept!

I prefer avoiding a WL gofundme page but not ruling it out! Honestly..... hoping one of the many doctors and/or well-to-do here will simply reach in the sofa for some spare change and hook me up fulfill a dream of mine..

Will always be appreciative of the provided kindness.

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Re: Needing ownership help

Post by conjurer » September 15th 2020, 9:36am

codguy wrote:
September 15th 2020, 9:19am
conjurer wrote:
September 15th 2020, 9:03am
I'll kick in a few bucks.
Thanks Lord conjurer, you are awesome and I accept!

I prefer avoiding a WL gofundme page but not ruling it out! Honestly..... hoping one of the many doctors and/or well-to-do here will simply reach in the sofa for some spare change and hook me up fulfill a dream of mine..

Will always be appreciative of the provided kindness.

Most humbly,
CG
And by "a few bucks," I mean $3. Canadian Club doesn't buy itself around here.
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Post by codguy » September 15th 2020, 9:53am

conjurer wrote:
September 15th 2020, 9:36am
And by "a few bucks," I mean $3. Canadian Club doesn't buy itself around here.
PSSSST- booze prices on JBLM is much cheaper than off base (typically), I can save you some coin if that assists me with my needed watch purchase. They also sell liquor by the case.........

Just saying.
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Post by biglove » September 15th 2020, 11:10am

You can have the change in the Crown bag in my truck. Probably $20 in there. 😂
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Post by Nuvolari » September 15th 2020, 1:22pm

I’ll match the $11 contribution... but I’m concerned about you relapsing. How do we know you won’t go right back to blowing it all on modeling glue & sparkly paint to huff?
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Post by codguy » September 15th 2020, 3:05pm

Not to be concerned Nuvolari, I gave up huffing glue and paint over a week ago (10 days and counting).



So, here is my promised funding thus far..
Conjurer= $3
Flushes= $11
biglove= ±$20
Racer-X= $5 paper coin money
Nuvolari= $11

Current monetary total = $50 (give or take)
Thanks much for the love afforded thus far but honestly, I am about $8500 short.

Now if only Christopher, Juan, Doc Neddles, Koimaster and/or other deep pocket Lords here will fucking step up strike find me some sofa change strike reach into the kindness soul of their noble hearts, I would be set forever grateful.

Bless all of you!
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Re: Needing ownership help

Post by conjurer » September 15th 2020, 3:17pm

Fuck! I just got my cable bill. I have to cut my endowment in half. Sorry, bro. And 50 cents of it will be in Canadian pennies, which are worth, well, really nothing. But I wanna get rid of the bastards, so maybe you can pawn 'em off on unsuspecting merchants in south Pierce Co.
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Post by Nuvolari » September 15th 2020, 6:31pm

I hear that new currency is coming out soon, The Amero, which will unify the Canadian, Mexican, and American dollars into a brand new currency.

So, when that happens, I’ll need to cut my pledge to Æ122,000 {Amero} which, as you know, will have a US dollar value of $9.25.

I had to by some gum. Sorry.
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