Watchlords

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I need someone to purchase & gift me one of these..............





Asking humbly from this asshat in need of charity to one (or more) of our many wealthy Lords.

I thank you so very much in advance!

Most Respectfully,
CG

I'll kick in a few bucks.

I pledge $11.

P.S. I always thought you were one of the wealthy lords.

conjurer wrote: ↑

September 15th 2020, 9:03am

I'll kick in a few bucks.

Thanks Lord conjurer, you are awesome and I accept!

I prefer avoiding a WL gofundme page but not ruling it out! Honestly..... hoping one of the many doctors and/or well-to-do here will simply reach in the sofa for some spare change and hook me up fulfill a dream of mine..

Will always be appreciative of the provided kindness.

Most humbly,
CG

3Flushes wrote: ↑

September 15th 2020, 9:17am

I pledge $11.

Thank you Lord Flushes, only need 1000 more members to contribute likewise to make this dream a reality.

codguy wrote: ↑

September 15th 2020, 9:19am

conjurer wrote: ↑

September 15th 2020, 9:03am

I'll kick in a few bucks.

Thanks Lord conjurer, you are awesome and I accept!

I prefer avoiding a WL gofundme page but not ruling it out! Honestly..... hoping one of the many doctors and/or well-to-do here will simply reach in the sofa for some spare change and hook me up fulfill a dream of mine..

Will always be appreciative of the provided kindness.

Most humbly,
CG

And by "a few bucks," I mean $3. Canadian Club doesn't buy itself around here.

conjurer wrote: ↑

September 15th 2020, 9:36am

And by "a few bucks," I mean $3. Canadian Club doesn't buy itself around here.

PSSSST- booze prices on JBLM is much cheaper than off base (typically), I can save you some coin if that assists me with my needed watch purchase. They also sell liquor by the case.........

Just saying.

Joma even has it for less dinero..........

https://www.jomashop.com/breitling-chro ... 1b1u1.html

Please help !!!

codguy wrote: ↑

September 15th 2020, 10:15am

Joma even has it for less dinero..........

https://www.jomashop.com/breitling-chro ... 1b1u1.html

Please help !!!

That's a nice tymepeace. An appropriate watch to grovel for aspire to!

You can have the change in the Crown bag in my truck. Probably $20 in there.

i mayd this for you you can cut it
outand buy twards yore watch
or hav sum wyngs at huters

Dang. Just a day earlier... now I have spent all on wimmin and booze anyways.

I’ll match the $11 contribution... but I’m concerned about you relapsing. How do we know you won’t go right back to blowing it all on modeling glue & sparkly paint to huff?

Not to be concerned Nuvolari, I gave up huffing glue and paint over a week ago (10 days and counting).



So, here is my promised funding thus far..
Conjurer= $3
Flushes= $11
biglove= ±$20
Racer-X= $5 paper coin money
Nuvolari= $11

Current monetary total = $50 (give or take)
Thanks much for the love afforded thus far but honestly, I am about $8500 short.

Now if only Christopher, Juan, Doc Neddles, Koimaster and/or other deep pocket Lords here will fucking step up strike find me some sofa change strike reach into the kindness soul of their noble hearts, I would be set forever grateful.

Bless all of you!
CG

Fuck! I just got my cable bill. I have to cut my endowment in half. Sorry, bro. And 50 cents of it will be in Canadian pennies, which are worth, well, really nothing. But I wanna get rid of the bastards, so maybe you can pawn 'em off on unsuspecting merchants in south Pierce Co.

^ wonderful.

Must be nice to have cable..... or even a television set for that matter.

codguy wrote: ↑

September 15th 2020, 3:19pm

^ wonderful.

Must be nice to have cable..... or even a television set for that matter.

I had no choice but to get cable. I got super-jaked one night and tore the rabbit ears off the Dumont, thinking I was sexually assaulting Twiggy.

I’m sucker for a cause. You know groveling only goes so far. You needed to take lessons from Kevin. Five bucks.

jeeebus!! That is won phyne thyme peace;

Eye half recentlEE had two pai mine taxs freshe owte of doe.

GSWL

ocean wrote: ↑

September 15th 2020, 4:03pm

I’m sucker for a cause. You know groveling only goes so far. You needed to take lessons from Kevin. Five bucks.

I'll take it and thanks for your generosity!
And about this Kevin guy, Who Cares!

I hear that new currency is coming out soon, The Amero, which will unify the Canadian, Mexican, and American dollars into a brand new currency.

So, when that happens, I’ll need to cut my pledge to Æ122,000 {Amero} which, as you know, will have a US dollar value of $9.25.

I had to by some gum. Sorry.

I looked in my couch cushions, found some natoes straps I will donate to your cause. Pay for shipping from me to you and they are yours. I will only ship overnight FedEx, so it might be expensive.

Natoes? All eyE evah fount in mie sofa are natchoes.

gerdson wrote: ↑

September 15th 2020, 8:40pm

Natoes? All eyE evah fount in mie sofa are natchoes.

Att lest knott burr-eat-ohs

Bazinga funded an iPad and camera selling his children’s happy meal toys. Surely you have something better then that, like dryer lint or homemade toe jam?
Good luck.