Watchlords

G.T.F.O.H. The best - The ICON - just got even better:

https://monochrome-watches.com/review-2 ... 3j1-price/

Almost enough to get me wearing dive watches again. 9 out of 10 professional and recreational scuba divers can't be wrong.

Dang. Seiko actually updated the Sumo without fucking it up. Now with super-hard coating, doorjambs around the world will quake in terror!

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 5:52pm

Almost enough to get me wearing dive watches again.

With it comes celibacy, women do not like dive watches........ read that sumwear on a wartch forum.

Perhaps the xbox logoe will produce sum snatch

codguy wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 7:09pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 5:52pm

Almost enough to get me wearing dive watches again.

With it comes celibacy, women do not like dive watches........ read that sumwear on a wartch forum.

Perhaps the xbox logoe will produce sum snatch

One often hears, "Wow! Is that a Seiko Presage Cocktail Time with gold plating? Let me get my panties off so I can accept a big load of your salty spermatozoa!" Or, "Dang, mister, that simple two-hand Citizen dress watch with Eco-drive really makes me wet!" Or, "I really like dry anal sex with a guy wearing a Timex Marlin."

codguy wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 7:09pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 5:52pm

Almost enough to get me wearing dive watches again.

With it comes celibacy, women do not like dive watches........ read that sumwear on a wartch forum.

Perhaps the xbox logoe will produce sum snatch

I definitely get more sweet gash since I stopped wearing dive watches.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:25pm

codguy wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 7:09pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 5:52pm

Almost enough to get me wearing dive watches again.

With it comes celibacy, women do not like dive watches........ read that sumwear on a wartch forum.

Perhaps the xbox logoe will produce sum snatch

I definitely get more sweet gash since I stopped wearing dive watches.

Dang. So, dive watches are the equivalent to polyester slacks and a comb-over? The mind reels.

Anyway, getting back to the main topic, the new Sumo looks like the tits. Not, apparently, that it will get you any.

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:33pm

Anyway, getting back to the main topic, the new Sumo looks like the tits. Not, apparently, that it will get you any.

You could jerk off to the camel toe, in a pinch.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:40pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:33pm

Anyway, getting back to the main topic, the new Sumo looks like the tits. Not, apparently, that it will get you any.

You could jerk off to the camel toe, in a pinch.

Not after reading in the article that it was supposed to represent a sumo's fucking crack, I can't. I'm pretty woke over here, but not that goddamn woke.

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:46pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:40pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:33pm

Anyway, getting back to the main topic, the new Sumo looks like the tits. Not, apparently, that it will get you any.

You could jerk off to the camel toe, in a pinch.

Not after reading in the article that it was supposed to represent a sumo's fucking crack, I can't. I'm pretty woke over here, but not that goddamn woke.

What the fuck? This is why I usually comment on articles without reading them.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 9:10pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:46pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:40pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:33pm

Anyway, getting back to the main topic, the new Sumo looks like the tits. Not, apparently, that it will get you any.

You could jerk off to the camel toe, in a pinch.

Not after reading in the article that it was supposed to represent a sumo's fucking crack, I can't. I'm pretty woke over here, but not that goddamn woke.

What the fuck? This is why I usually comment on articles without reading them.

A couple of theories can explain the origin of the name. The muscular, oversized appearance of the watch paired with a thin 20mm bracelet could be the first explanation. Also, the possible resemblance of the 12 o’clock marker with a Mawashi, the underwear worn by Japanese sumo wrestlers during a fight.

Now, while I know plenty of gay folks, or LGBTQ etc, as they apparently now liked to be called, and respect them as people, and firmly believe in their right to marry and whatnot, and will readily agree with my female friends that "that guy is really attractive," I'm not going to pop a fucking boner over some obese fucking Japanese motherfucker who's wearing a fucking thong up his enormous butt-crack. It's not going to happen. And once I read the rather homoerotic above review, I can't easily unsee the sumo fucking butt-crack on the dial of the fucking Sumo. Nope. Indeed, upon further reflection, I really can't imagine buying or wearing this watch anymore. Whenever I'd look at the dial I'd see the revolting, sweaty-ass butt-crack of a goddamn sumo, banging his feet on the floor and probably swinging his undersized Nipponese balls and short cock around in whatever the fuck they call their fucking underwear. Just the very thought of this made my just throw up a little in my mouth over here. It'd be like licking Oprah Winfrey's bicycle seat. While this might be fine for Stedman Graham, or whomever lady with lesbionic tendencies Oprah is eating cuttlefish with at the moment, ah, no, not for Conjurer. Never Conjurer, goddamn you!

But otherwise, thanks for posting this, Herr Recliner!

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 11:04pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 9:10pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:46pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:40pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:33pm

Anyway, getting back to the main topic, the new Sumo looks like the tits. Not, apparently, that it will get you any.

You could jerk off to the camel toe, in a pinch.

Not after reading in the article that it was supposed to represent a sumo's fucking crack, I can't. I'm pretty woke over here, but not that goddamn woke.

What the fuck? This is why I usually comment on articles without reading them.

A couple of theories can explain the origin of the name. The muscular, oversized appearance of the watch paired with a thin 20mm bracelet could be the first explanation. Also, the possible resemblance of the 12 o’clock marker with a Mawashi, the underwear worn by Japanese sumo wrestlers during a fight.

Now, while I know plenty of gay folks, or LGBTQ etc, as they apparently now liked to be called, and respect them as people, and firmly believe in their right to marry and whatnot, and will readily agree with my female friends that "that guy is really attractive," I'm not going to pop a fucking boner over some obese fucking Japanese motherfucker who's wearing a fucking thong up his enormous butt-crack. It's not going to happen. And once I read the rather homoerotic above review, I can't easily unsee the sumo fucking butt-crack on the dial of the fucking Sumo. Nope. Indeed, upon further reflection, I really can't imagine buying or wearing this watch anymore. Whenever I'd look at the dial I'd see the revolting, sweaty-ass butt-crack of a goddamn sumo, banging his feet on the floor and probably swinging his undersized Nipponese balls and short cock around in whatever the fuck they call their fucking underwear. Just the very thought of this made my just throw up a little in my mouth over here. It'd be like licking Oprah Winfrey's bicycle seat. While this might be fine for Stedman Graham, or whomever lady with lesbionic tendencies Oprah is eating cuttlefish with at the moment, ah, no, not for Conjurer. Never Conjurer, goddamn you!

Agreed. This watch is fucked.

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 11:04pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 9:10pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:46pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:40pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

July 19th 2022, 8:33pm

Anyway, getting back to the main topic, the new Sumo looks like the tits. Not, apparently, that it will get you any.

You could jerk off to the camel toe, in a pinch.

Not after reading in the article that it was supposed to represent a sumo's fucking crack, I can't. I'm pretty woke over here, but not that goddamn woke.

What the fuck? This is why I usually comment on articles without reading them.

A couple of theories can explain the origin of the name. The muscular, oversized appearance of the watch paired with a thin 20mm bracelet could be the first explanation. Also, the possible resemblance of the 12 o’clock marker with a Mawashi, the underwear worn by Japanese sumo wrestlers during a fight.

Now, while I know plenty of gay folks, or LGBTQ etc, as they apparently now liked to be called, and respect them as people, and firmly believe in their right to marry and whatnot, and will readily agree with my female friends that "that guy is really attractive," I'm not going to pop a fucking boner over some obese fucking Japanese motherfucker who's wearing a fucking thong up his enormous butt-crack. It's not going to happen. And once I read the rather homoerotic above review, I can't easily unsee the sumo fucking butt-crack on the dial of the fucking Sumo. Nope. Indeed, upon further reflection, I really can't imagine buying or wearing this watch anymore. Whenever I'd look at the dial I'd see the revolting, sweaty-ass butt-crack of a goddamn sumo, banging his feet on the floor and probably swinging his undersized Nipponese balls and short cock around in whatever the fuck they call their fucking underwear. Just the very thought of this made my just throw up a little in my mouth over here. It'd be like licking Oprah Winfrey's bicycle seat. While this might be fine for Stedman Graham, or whomever lady with lesbionic tendencies Oprah is eating cuttlefish with at the moment, ah, no, not for Conjurer. Never Conjurer, goddamn you!...

No way to unread that^^^ count me out also, too.

The lug-to-lug is still big. Wonder if it works better on straps than it used to?

All this repressed sexuality over a watch? I hear your closet doors. You know you want it, the watch I mean.

I turned down the first generation Sumo for under $400, I expect it will be the same with this one even though the Euro is at a low.

MAX wrote: ↑

July 20th 2022, 4:03am

All this repressed sexuality over a watch? I hear your closet doors. You know you want it, the watch I mean.

Eh! Watch it! I like gash, man! Sweet, sweet gash!