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"Nate, are you coming to my Halloween Party next month?"
"You betcha, Ashley. I've already got my costume. I'm going as Frankenstein's monster."
"Sweet. What are you wearing? Green face paint and torn clothes? Maybe a few bolts coming out of your neck?"
"Not exactly. I'm wearing a Bolt Reserve Collection watch, though."
"You mean, in addition to green face paint and bolts on your neck, right?"
"Nope. Just a Bolt Reserve Collection watch with Swiss Made Chronograph Movement and a Flame Fusion crystal."
"But Nate, that's not really a costume at all."
"So what? Cat-ears, body glitter and some slutty fishnet stockings isn't a costume either, but that's you've been wearing for the past two years!"
"Hey! I worked very hard on my 'Sexy Cat' and 'Sexy Kitten' costumes! Take that back!"
"I'm sorry, Ashley. I take it back. I just hate dressing up on Halloween!"
"Maybe I can help, Nate. Why don't you wear your new watch, but take off your shirt and spray some green body glitter on your chest!"
"Why? What kind of costume is that?"
"Sexy Frankenstein, of course!"
Geez.........after all these years........this pretty much sums up Invicta.....sad..........but VERY funny..........