Unofficial WG/Invicta Apologist Rankings, compiled 9:45 pm EST, June 26
The all-time leader in "mine's fine, you're an idiot if you don't love the big I." Continues to have the fashion sense of a lamp post
A world class tool who knows everything ... but how to please the opposite gender
Claims to be the one who "finishes fights, not starts 'em"; can't understand why all women don't like the Sawx, pickled eggs, Beer Nuts, and wife beater t-shirts
Actual statement on the D/D statement post: "I will never doubt again." Actual statement from women when he walks into a party: "I will never date again."
Statement on D/D post, "Great update that satisfies me as an Invicta Owner n likely purchaser of a future DD Invicta collabo!" actually qualifies him for food stamps and other government assistance
We can't say what this WG rips, as it would be in very poor taste
Voted sexiest of all the Sunday School monitors
WG trivia: The "chi" in this member's name actually stands for "Chinese"
8. Watch Crazy
Posts deemed "Most Eye-Jarring, Not To Mention Incoherent" for two years running
Actual statement "I still love my Speedway and plan to buy another as soon as they are offered again" earns this WG a coupon from Joe's Discount Shock Treatments
"I love my DD Speedway and feel lucky to have one," says this "senior" WG; statement so blatantly crazy that he made the real mambo king, Carlos Sanchez of Honeymooners fame, retire in shame
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