The "Kill Me Now" Price

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Re: The "Kill Me Now" Price

Post by Tzimisces » January 19th 2014, 10:47am

Holy Sufferin' Jesus....he just looks, well, utterly defeated. Like Willy Loman, if Loman was also a violent criminal who not only steals money, but the honor of being a SEAL as well.

He looks very pale, not his usual healthy neon orange.
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Post by TemerityB » January 19th 2014, 4:54pm

elau wrote:While we busy bashing Michael Dickhead Turdling, Convicter Ryan looking more and more like Jim Skleton by the second.

Me think all ShopFuq hosts eventually share the same DNA.


And you can add JTV and all the other low rent channels to that DNA list - these places exist only to fleece the simps, the feeble, and the seniors. On WOW, I think Megan Harris is cute, and I thought Avi was cute, and Heather Hall and whoever, it doesn't matter what they look like or how they act: They just want your $$$ and then they want you to go away. Carnies, the lot. Smoke, mirrors, "watches" with six-month shelf lives. Fuck the lot of 'em.
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Post by Luftwafflles » January 19th 2014, 5:18pm

At the end stage of his life, Turd head finally acquires a conscious. The conscious says to him, "isn't it a shame that you spent a life of intimidation, fraud, deceit, excess and depravity"?
To which he can only reply ........... "it really is".
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Post by Luftwafflles » January 20th 2014, 5:34am

Falstaff wrote:Conscience. Then again, maybe he did acquire a conscious - perhaps because he's so frequently un.

My bad. But as you point out, kind of works either way.
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Post by biglove » January 20th 2014, 7:24am

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This made me laugh hard, goddamn it!


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Post by Bluesbro » January 20th 2014, 5:39pm

kevco wrote:Temple is impossible to withstand..is there nothing he won't agree with?


It is his run on sentences that are maddening. Incidentally, is Temple gay? I could care less, and never really thought about it. But my wife saw him on TV once and asked that. Ever since then is seems like he has a 'way' about him :pink: Maybe it is the power of suggestion?
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Post by gerdson » January 20th 2014, 7:41pm

Hm. They let him appear in a show, in a cosmetic condition like that? Seems we are not the only ones showing no mercy. Anyways, it does almost make me pity him. I mean, You stop kicking, when someone is down, don't You? Whatever...
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Post by conjurer » January 20th 2014, 7:42pm

gerdson wrote:Hm. They let him appear in a show, in a cosmetic condition like that? Seems we are not the only ones showing no mercy. Anyways, it does almost make me pity him. I mean, You stop kicking, when someone is down, don't You? Whatever...


Normally, yes, you do stop kicking. But not when it's Mongo Kid.
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Re: The "Kill Me Now" Price

Post by TemerityB » January 20th 2014, 8:38pm

conjurer wrote:
gerdson wrote:Hm. They let him appear in a show, in a cosmetic condition like that? Seems we are not the only ones showing no mercy. Anyways, it does almost make me pity him. I mean, You stop kicking, when someone is down, don't You? Whatever...


Normally, yes, you do stop kicking. But not when it's Mongo Kid.


You're right, we should stop kicking - when identity thieves and smear website owners get what's coming to them. Till then: Look at that slob!
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