Watchlords

biglove wrote:One of those guys who smells like cheap cigars, English Leather and stale fried food.

Hey, somebody's gotta keep Kenny Rogers Roasters afloat. Best line of the week, love.

Holy Sufferin' Jesus....he just looks, well, utterly defeated. Like Willy Loman, if Loman was also a violent criminal who not only steals money, but the honor of being a SEAL as well.

He looks very pale, not his usual healthy neon orange.

Face it..all of us here would have the same look on our faces if we had to listen to Temple talk about what kind of "engine" is in these watches over and over and over again!!!

While we busy bashing Michael Dickhead Turdling, Convicter Ryan looking more and more like Jim Skleton by the second.

Me think all ShopFuq hosts eventually share the same DNA.

elau wrote:While we busy bashing Michael Dickhead Turdling, Convicter Ryan looking more and more like Jim Skleton by the second.

Me think all ShopFuq hosts eventually share the same DNA.

And you can add JTV and all the other low rent channels to that DNA list - these places exist only to fleece the simps, the feeble, and the seniors. On WOW, I think Megan Harris is cute, and I thought Avi was cute, and Heather Hall and whoever, it doesn't matter what they look like or how they act: They just want your $$$ and then they want you to go away. Carnies, the lot. Smoke, mirrors, "watches" with six-month shelf lives. Fuck the lot of 'em.

At the end stage of his life, Turd head finally acquires a conscious. The conscious says to him, "isn't it a shame that you spent a life of intimidation, fraud, deceit, excess and depravity"?
To which he can only reply ........... "it really is".

Long lost brothers? Same moral compass...



Fuck, Turdling looks 75 years old and he's my age...

Conscience. Then again, maybe he did acquire a conscious - perhaps because he's so frequently un.

Horse Feathers wrote:

This made me laugh hard, goddamn it!

Falstaff wrote:Conscience. Then again, maybe he did acquire a conscious - perhaps because he's so frequently un.

My bad. But as you point out, kind of works either way.

That is the look of a man who feels threatened & intimidated by his own overpowering flatulence.

conjurer wrote:

Horse Feathers wrote:

This made me laugh hard, goddamn it!

Standing outside a hotel in New Orleans with a cup of hot joe that I nearly spit everywhere when I saw it. Made my day!

o.o

kevco wrote:Temple is impossible to withstand..is there nothing he won't agree with?

It is his run on sentences that are maddening. Incidentally, is Temple gay? I could care less, and never really thought about it. But my wife saw him on TV once and asked that. Ever since then is seems like he has a 'way' about him Maybe it is the power of suggestion?

Equal time:


Truly frightening. What a thread.

Cripes, look at that smile, Temple has been spending too much time on his new Hippity Hop Ball

Hm. They let him appear in a show, in a cosmetic condition like that? Seems we are not the only ones showing no mercy. Anyways, it does almost make me pity him. I mean, You stop kicking, when someone is down, don't You? Whatever...

gerdson wrote:Hm. They let him appear in a show, in a cosmetic condition like that? Seems we are not the only ones showing no mercy. Anyways, it does almost make me pity him. I mean, You stop kicking, when someone is down, don't You? Whatever...

Normally, yes, you do stop kicking. But not when it's Mongo Kid.

Holy Shit MD 20/20 looks even worse that usual. Is Skelton sending the ole bastard some of his hand me down shirts?

conjurer wrote:

gerdson wrote:Hm. They let him appear in a show, in a cosmetic condition like that? Seems we are not the only ones showing no mercy. Anyways, it does almost make me pity him. I mean, You stop kicking, when someone is down, don't You? Whatever...

Normally, yes, you do stop kicking. But not when it's Mongo Kid.

You're right, we should stop kicking - when identity thieves and smear website owners get what's coming to them. Till then: Look at that slob!

I feel sorry for the guy he looks depress that or really bloated.

Kidney failure?

End stage cirrhosis, chronic flatulence, rectal collapse and a bad conscience. Get'cha every time.