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Have you ever felt sorry for Mongo Kid? Neither have I. However, here are a few screen-shots of tonight's Invicta-thon where Tim Temple blows hard about the wonders that is Invicter, while Mongo Kid ponders about how his life has gone so terribly wrong:



Here's the same freeze-frame, with MD's Very Photogenic face more squarely centered, perfect for Google Images!:



And here he is, a couple of seconds later, on the other side of the Tower:



And, centered better!:

He looks like the guy begging for the release of some political prisoner in hope of prolonging his pitiful existence.

I honestly think he has no clue how he appears

Thanks for the bumps, guys! All members, please be sure to bump the shit out of this, to raise the pics up on Google Images!

ttt...still laughing

Booty Bump

Cripes, conj, how can you post stuff like this - how can I sleep? I can't look at stuff like this at 1:40 am; it reminds me of being a kid and right before the TV signed off, they'd actually post wanted posters of guys on the lam and state "if you see this man, contact your local FBI office." Same effect.

Bigjimzlll wrote:ttt...still laughing

Thanks, Jim; you're all right with me, goddamn it.

As much as we despise Mongo--and we all do, for good reason--I can't think of a better way for him to spend what's left of his worthless goddamned life than sitting there, playing second-fiddle to Tim Temple, and regarding the Ruin That Is His Life. Most of us can look back on our lives and say, Wow, I did OK. I lived my life well, I fathered some good kids, I didn't fuck anybody over too badly, I never robbed a fucking bowling alley, whatever. But not Mongo Kid. He's a douchebag from the Old School. He licked Eyal's taint for a fucking living. But, he still has to endure sharing a set with Tim Temple.

Fuck that boy! Fuck him in the ear, I say!

Mark1 wrote:Booty Bump

Thank you, Mark!

Hey TB, look under the bed before you turn the light out.

TemerityB wrote:Cripes, conj, how can you post stuff like this - how can I sleep? I can't look at stuff like this at 1:40 am; it reminds me of being a kid and right before the TV signed off, they'd actually post wanted posters of guys on the lam and state "if you see this man, contact your local FBI office." Same effect.

I'm here to please, T. Thanks for the bump!

Mark1 wrote:Hey TB, look under the bed before you turn the light out.

Yup. You wouldn't like to find a Bowling Alley Bandit under there, goddamn it.

conjurer wrote:

Mark1 wrote:Hey TB, look under the bed before you turn the light out.

Yup. You wouldn't like to find a Bowling Alley Bandit under there, goddamn it.

Now I'm doubledy-scared, and I want my mom.

Conj

Looks like things have gone downhill

Have you guys seen that movie, Weekend at Bernies?

I knew something was off here - Mike should be wearing the orange shirt.

Horse Feathers wrote:Conj

Looks like things have gone downhill

Temple should wear one in case Mongos' falls off.

jaw wrote:I knew something was off here - Mike should be wearing the orange shirt.

Temple is impossible to withstand..is there nothing he won't agree with?

I would guess, in his own mind, Turd head probably thinks he is sporting quite the dashing figure, in his Invicter zoose, and multiple Invicter bracelets. He has no idea that he is fast resembling a suicidal melting creamsicle.

jason_recliner wrote:

As the Wendy's chick would say: Now, that's better!

The Face behind Inflicta...

The Ninja, coiled waiting to strike.

He looks sticky, greasy even. One of those guys who smells like cheap cigars, English Leather and stale fried food.

Does he bathe...ever?

biglove wrote:He looks sticky, greasy even. One of those guys who smells like cheap cigars, English Leather and stale fried food.

Does he bathe...ever?

Turd head's dream meal