Cord-jaw id' wood lik to say, that im' sorree to here of yur imp-panting imploding ink blotting soon deth. But That wood be a falss lie. You coon-trabant cunt-trip conga-tub giv very littel to this fine timepiss forum. Yu just bitch and mone lik a money bitch, then sadden us with tails of killing yur gods. Yu wil not be mist from Wotchlards.
On a mor personnel note,... Yu steal my Boz Skaggs tap cassette an I cood not ropey my Kannarroo fore , several munts. I hav not, now until, told Wotchlards of the sad an diseastrous con- sequin coin-sack cock-sin resalts of yur selfish action.
After 8 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours an 10 minuts wit no secksuall releef I was on egg. My Johnson was a always erect foorious frothing RAM-rod. My, balls-ack, wos blotted an in-a-gorged lik a joocy huge Orange. Each nut wos as hard an firm as a sweat fresh grap.
My Carrer, a deer old matron caled Josepheen, was spunging my dustee Crack. She does spung it weekly wen it is very dusty. The playfull tikling on my Annul Sphinx Hole wos to much to bare an my throbbing pole of power Rock erupted in a spektakular eruption of spewing forth my creemy silky Baby Gravy. An so forth.
Wel, poor deer joseph-staline wos dewly upset by my vibrant display of virile manlyhood. After she licked the last vestibules of my man-lust-paste from her thin craked rinkled sensual lips she had a hart attak.died and now, I am facing charges of 7th degree man-laughter.
So on a personal, note I wil not be missing Yu cork-joiner. I suggest Yu eat a sack of Sti-ro-fome packing penis-nuts. They look lik popKorn an so are easy to swallow. Then they wil expanned in yur intestines an Yu will blow like an A-bomb.
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