Unca Mike's Acorn "Dead Fish" Rant

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Unca Mike's Acorn "Dead Fish" Rant

Post by TemerityB » September 21st 2012, 7:03pm

From last night's grand return of "Chillin' With Larry Magen" ("looks like Wayne's World in an old folk's home," according to the only actual press the streaming site has gotten) on Acorn.TV from their new "studio A" (den), with special guest star Mongo Kid, who goes off right from the get-go:

Turdling: "You know, according to the Interwebs, and the 'dead fish crew,' as I call them, you and I aren't friends anymore."

Later, from Magen: "Who is the 'dead fish crew'? I don't know who that is."

Turdling: "See, if I say more than that, then it gives them a little too much credit ... I like poking my finger in their eye..."

You know, I read most of the posts here, and I don't recall anyone talking about a rift between Turdling and Magen and if someone did, it was just speculation. At least get your lies straight, R129 Whatever. I guess a forum that keeps factually and figuratively kicking your ass is something you have to monitor, isn't it, Unca Mike.

"Some of these people need to get outside, get a little more sunlight, more positive people in their lives," said the pastier than Bimbo white bread Turdling later, I guess referring to those apparent, pesky haters who can obviously separate those who are blatant amateur opportunists from real watch people.

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Post by foghorn » September 21st 2012, 7:17pm

"Some of these people need to get outside, get a little more sunlight, more positive people in their lives," said the pastier than Bimbo white bread Turdling





So do some of us people.
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Post by conjurer » September 21st 2012, 7:21pm

foghorn wrote:"Some of these people need to get outside, get a little more sunlight, more positive people in their lives," said the pastier than Bimbo white bread Turdling





So do some of us people.


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Post by AJC » September 22nd 2012, 4:16am

He likes poking his finger in our eyes like Bubba from cell 6 liked poking his penis in Michael's overstretched anus. Does this acorn show have callers?
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Post by Watch Noob » September 22nd 2012, 4:27am

Was Larry sporting one of his famous Leisure suits?
As far as Turdling's comment on sunlight, that was funny as hell. When I catch him on Slop from time to time, well let's just say I've seen better makeup jobs on corpses.
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Post by fatman » September 22nd 2012, 4:35am

Unca mike: if you mean the uncle that no one likes because he is a drunken loser, felon that had his turds pushed by a bull queer named ramrod, sells cheap shit from a unethical company, living in a box under a bridge, cannot get a job anywhere but selling his cheap shit and has to eat on the porch at thanksgiving then...well yes that's him.
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Post by elau » September 22nd 2012, 4:53am

It is apparent that Mongo Kid is deeply troubled by our comments here that he felt compelling to defend, or he would have kept his fat lips shut. People like him are predictable, every time they open that bunn hole of theirs, shit comes out.
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Post by Horse Feathers » September 22nd 2012, 7:28am

Watch Noob wrote:...well let's just say I've seen better makeup jobs on corpses.


The mortician is at an advantage, with a dead body the embalming is completed long before the makeup goes on, not during and not after
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Post by Falstaff » September 22nd 2012, 7:51am

Horse Feathers wrote:
Watch Noob wrote:...well let's just say I've seen better makeup jobs on corpses.


The mortician is at an advantage, with a dead body the embalming is completed long before the makeup goes on, not during and not after




Given Mikey's overpowering penchant for strong drink - whether bottled in bond or strained through white bread, I'd say his embalming is nearly complete. As to Lawrence's makeup, well - think Bela Lugosi as portrayed by Homer Simpson.
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Post by arubalou » September 22nd 2012, 9:55am

conjurer wrote:
foghorn wrote:"Some of these people need to get outside, get a little more sunlight, more positive people in their lives," said the pastier than Bimbo white bread Turdling





So do some of us people.


i Ate my Pulled pork Sammich outside At the asbestis Factry today At lunch our, Frogborne. i Was wearing my Midi-cut-off wife-beeter So my stomack Wood get some Son, two.


u spelted eight rwong.
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Post by eddiea » September 22nd 2012, 2:12pm

TemerityB wrote:
You know, I read most of the posts here, and I don't recall anyone talking about a rift between Turdling and Magen and if someone did, it was just speculation. At least get your lies straight, R129 Whatever. I guess a forum that keeps factually and figuratively kicking your ass is something you have to monitor, isn't it, Unca Mike.

In all fairness, is possible Mike was refering to an article in one of the editions of The Bottom Submissive Masochist Today ,newsletter I heard he subscribe to....I give him the benefit of the doubt.
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Post by AJC » September 23rd 2012, 7:07am

elau wrote:
WatchDorks.Net wrote:Dead Fish Crew... is that like Wu Tang Clan?

So which one in the pic is Conjibberer?

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I think it's the one in green, with hand in pocket, masturbation at a picture of Turd head.


The one in green is method man. I grew up in the 90's, what do you want?
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Post by conjurer » September 23rd 2012, 2:14pm

elau wrote:
WatchDorks.Net wrote:Dead Fish Crew... is that like Wu Tang Clan?

So which one in the pic is Conjibberer?

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I think it's the one in green, with hand in pocket, masturbation at a picture of Turd head.


This joke would have been funnier if, I don't know, you could write a correct sentence.
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