Fifty Shades of Yellow

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Re: Fifty Shades of Yellow

Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » June 5th 2012, 6:53pm

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Re: Fifty Shades of Yellow

Post by Hawk » June 15th 2012, 3:24am

Targeted ads blow monkey balls.

So I meander off to Amazon's kindle store in innocent search of the Reagan Diaries - mostly to settle a wager that exists only in my own mind. Somehow this move, perhaps in conjunction with previously buying a Kindle version of Conjurer leads to a virtual online bukkake of "50 Shades of Grey" ads mostly by the co-conspirator Amazon - book one, book two, book 18.67... did he never quit?

Now, if I do a search for "yellow fever" and wind up with a bunch of Asian dating service ads, I'm ok with that.

By all indications I'll prefer the parody to the real thing but I'm going to start some serious searches for internet porn until those "50 shades" ads quit chasing me around cyberspace.

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Re: Fifty Shades of Yellow

Post by TemerityB » February 18th 2015, 8:09am

I find this to be a quite timely bump - not only because it's great WL literature, but it reminds me that "50 Shades" has been around for three whole years already. Fine by me; anything that gets women all hot and juicy is quite the ticket. Even adult stores have entire "50 Shades" departments now. Not that it helps me any; the only thing that gets my wife even slightly excited anymore is when I mop the kitchen floor "without leaving streaks."
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Re: Fifty Shades of Yellow

Post by Horse Feathers » February 18th 2015, 8:36am

TemerityB wrote:I find this to be a quite timely bump - not only because it's great WL literature, but it reminds me that "50 Shades" has been around for three whole years already. Fine by me; anything that gets women all hot and juicy is quite the ticket. Even adult stores have entire "50 Shades" departments now. Not that it helps me any; the only thing that gets my wife even slightly excited anymore is when I mop the kitchen floor "without leaving streaks."


Agree, much more mainstream now.

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Re: Fifty Shades of Yellow

Post by gregl515 » February 18th 2015, 8:53am

The thought of Mongo in porn is disturbing, but Ron Jeremy has made quite a career.
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