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Post by Kingfisher » March 7th 2012, 3:12pm

bedlam wrote:Thanks boys...I was doing it tough for a second there. The gyrating of that teenager's avatar...his gutter-dragging wit and pissy excuses. Wow....it was a dark hole.

Thank god for Watchlords

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Really??? That's all you've got P.O.M.E.?
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Post by conjurer » March 7th 2012, 3:16pm

Kingfisher wrote:
bedlam wrote:Thanks boys...I was doing it tough for a second there. The gyrating of that teenager's avatar...his gutter-dragging wit and pissy excuses. Wow....it was a dark hole.

Thank god for Watchlords

:JJH:


Really??? That's all you've got P.O.M.E.?


Are you calling Bedlam a pair of boots? Because that's all I got when I googled this.
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Post by Kingfisher » March 7th 2012, 3:20pm

conjurer wrote:
Kingfisher wrote:
bedlam wrote:Thanks boys...I was doing it tough for a second there. The gyrating of that teenager's avatar...his gutter-dragging wit and pissy excuses. Wow....it was a dark hole.

Thank god for Watchlords

:JJH:


Really??? That's all you've got P.O.M.E.?


Are you calling Bedlam a pair of boots? Because that's all I got when I googled this.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pome Entry #2.
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Post by ocean » March 7th 2012, 4:48pm

Mortuus wrote:And if he were two-over (+2), he'd be a DOUBLE-bogan...


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogan
A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.

Ahhhh. The wonders of na...

When I lookd at it I thought they were talking about WG's
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Post by ocean » March 7th 2012, 5:06pm

Now to the shitbird you seem to have a hard on for Bedlam. Anybody that has called you on it you have turned a deaf ear you big puss. Kingfisher the Shitest beer in India?http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=king+fisher ...is the most popular beer in India. It's also brewed there. Most foreign people tend to hate it, and wouldn't even use it to wash their butts.
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Post by bedlam » March 8th 2012, 12:44am

conjurer wrote:
bigedsurf wrote:Prisoner of Mother England............an insult to aussies.......cute

Bedlam's not a Pome. He's a bogan!


I'm afraid your vast wisdom is likely wasted on the young man. He wants to be seen as a player and be taken seriously. This makes him less teachable.

And you are, of course, correct about the POME thing (though in Australia that is a term of reference for English visitors, rather than Australian citizens - there are so many gaps in Mr Fisher's knowledge). Regardless, I must confess to failing miserably at being a bogan. I have an education, very few black t-shirts and have never owned any desert boots. Clearly, there is a lot of work to be done before I could make the grade.
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Post by bedlam » March 8th 2012, 12:49am

Kingfisher wrote:Really??? That's all you've got P.O.M.E.?

I know its embarrassing to mention it in front of everyone, but your ignorance is showing. You might want to put it back in your pants and try again.

Aside from the difficulties we have had, I'd like to mend the fences a little. Is the ball-licking offer still available?

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Post by bedlam » March 8th 2012, 12:53am

bigedsurf wrote:Congrats on your recovery Bedlam, it's good to see you back.........

I couldn't have done it without you all. You were the wind beneath my wings.

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Post by Kingfisher » March 8th 2012, 4:53am

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Aside from the difficulties we have had, I'd like to mend the fences a little. Is the ball-licking offer still available?


Agreed. Time to mend the fences a little. Yes, the ball licking offer still stands. And, just to show you that there truly are no hard feelings I'll even shave them so you don't choke on the hair. Image

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Post by bedlam » March 8th 2012, 5:11am

Kingfisher wrote:
bedlam wrote:
Aside from the difficulties we have had, I'd like to mend the fences a little. Is the ball-licking offer still available?


Agreed. Time to mend the fences a little. Yes, the ball licking offer still stands. And, just to show you that there truly are no hard feelings I'll even shave them so you don't choke on the hair. Image

Oh, no need...I'll do it for you!

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