Watchlords

I know I will; perhaps we could run the chat box as well, and do a Mystery Science Theater kind of thing.

www.acorn.tv, 11:00 PM Eastern. Be there, or be shanked!

I'll pass..hopefully I'll be asleep by then...

Am debating watching, balancing the obvious comedic value against participating in the swelling of Turd head's ego (am sure he will be scouring the web stats)

I'd rather eat fifty eggs.

If they don't screen calls or down the chat, it could be fun.

someone save the chat transcript, i have to wind and synchronize my watches tonight

I'd rather suck on a bag of dicks.

jason_recliner wrote:I'd rather suck on a big bag of dicks.

I hope the WG's remember to wear their bibs

Well...I watched 5 painful fucking minutes of that longwinded, sketchy, eye darting mess of a man. Never again....

Holy Christ this is so boring I want to blow my brains out.

conjurer wrote:Holy Christ this is so boring I want to blow my brains out.

Noriega would have surrendered in minutes

Horse Feathers wrote:

conjurer wrote:Holy Christ this is so boring I want to blow my brains out.

Noriega would have surrendered in minutes

The fucking shit that I do just to garner some material. I'm about to take the gaspipe here.

Nope, chose voluntary food poisoning....
It was delightful.

Conjurer and I watched almost a whole hour of those amateur shenanigans. I had to leave, because by that point, I shoved a spoon up my own ass. I couldn't take it anymore. Honestly, and without malice or prejudice of any kind - and I know that's hard to believe since I'm so staunchly anti-IWG - that is the worst thing I have ever, ever seen. There's a guy on my local cable that hosts a public access show called Sci-Fi Ninja Theater that has more charisma and talent than Turdling - at least when Sci-Fi Guy says something, he eventually gets around to making some sort of a fucking point.

The thing isn't even worth looking at as kitsch or to make fun of Turdling. To say it's boring doesn't even come close; I need a sitz bath and some popping corn, Thelma, I'm losing my fucking mind.

Good lord.

TemerityB wrote:Conjurer and I watched almost a whole hour of those amateur shenanigans. I had to leave, because by that point, I shoved a spoon up my own ass. I couldn't take it anymore. Honestly, and without malice or prejudice of any kind - and I know that's hard to believe since I'm so staunchly anti-IWG - that is the worst thing I have ever, ever seen. There's a guy on my local cable that hosts a public access show called Sci-Fi Ninja Theater that has more charisma and talent than Turdling - at least when Sci-Fi Guy says something, he eventually gets around to making some sort of a fucking point.

The thing isn't even worth looking at as kitsch or to make fun of Turdling. To say it's boring doesn't even come close; I need a sitz bath and some popping corn, Thelma, I'm losing my fucking mind.

Good lord.

What T said. A horrible mess.

Pineapples for everyone!

mrneddles wrote:I'd rather eat fifty eggs.

Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

Falstaff wrote:

mrneddles wrote:I'd rather eat fifty eggs.

Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

You just said he could eat anything.

mrneddles wrote:

Falstaff wrote:

mrneddles wrote:I'd rather eat fifty eggs.

Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

You just said he could eat anything.

Well yeah, but what I was looking for was "My boy Luke can!"

If he takes calls I really hope it goes down something like this gem.....

Bigjimzlll wrote:Well...I watched 5 painful fucking minutes of that longwinded, sketchy, eye darting mess of a man. Never again....

incase everyone missed it, the show went down pretty much like this

except not nearly as cute

Fool Hand Turd head...

conjurer wrote: ↑

February 7th 2012, 7:39pm

Holy Christ this is so boring I want to blow my brains out.

Dang. I actually kind of remember this. I was in the chat box with T, and we were both trying to one-up each other in suicide methods while watching this show.

Eight years gone, and Turd head's not dead yet. Go figure.