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bbattle wrote: ↑

November 20th 2021, 6:13am

I shall bid $33 but only if you promise NOT to send the vegemite. I have seen that vile invention once, and that was way more than enough.

Everybody thinks that the first time. But your curiosity will get the better of you. You'll experiment. You'll grow to enjoy it, then you'll be gagging for it, begging me for it.

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Yes, everything in Australia is yellow, black or brown.

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ahproximately how mani of thees grean buds will robinson fitz in tha kangaro sak ??
Assking four a friend.




Oh we has lotz of grean colors in the pacifik northwest USA

codguy wrote: ↑

November 21st 2021, 5:39am

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ahproximately how mani of thees grean buds will robinson fitz in tha kangaro sak ??
Assking four a friend.




Oh we has lotz of grean colors in the pacifik northwest USA

The kangaroo scrotum coin purse will hold half an ounce.

Half an ounce of bud is a pretty good size pouch as long as it doesn't shrink in the cold - I wonder what they do with the rooballs - maybe they're good eatin' like Rocky Mountain Oysters.

3Flushes wrote: ↑

November 21st 2021, 6:25pm

Half an ounce of bud is a pretty good size pouch as long as it doesn't shrink in the cold - I wonder what they do with the rooballs - maybe they're good eatin' like Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Recliner, this is a valid question. Also, do the Roo's miss their scrotum?

That is a good question - glad you asked. We use them for meatball subs, and sometimes in dumplings.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 21st 2021, 9:42pm

That is a good question - glad you asked. We use them for meatball subs, and sometimes in dumplings.

Well, I'm glad they don't go to waste- The roos must really miss scratching them - I know I would.

Yes, I hope that we don't waste any of these beautiful animals that we kill. The skin makes a wonderfully soft leather (my satchel is made from vegetable-tanned roo leather) and the eye fillets are stunning - rich, lean, and tender if not over-cooked. Some of the other cuts aren't that great but they are used in pet food. Some Aborigines like to eat the tail cooked in coals.

Instead of "Aborigines," I think you should call them "first nations peoples," you bogan fuck.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 21st 2021, 11:51pm

Yes, I hope that we don't waste any of these beautiful animals that we kill. The skin makes a wonderfully soft leather (my satchel is made from vegetable-tanned roo leather) and the eye fillets are stunning - rich, lean, and tender if not over-cooked. Some of the other cuts aren't that great but they are used in pet food. Some Aborigines aborigine first nation peoples first nation Aborigine peoples like to eat the tail cooked in coals.

Sorry John. Fixed now.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 22nd 2021, 12:01am

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 21st 2021, 11:51pm

Yes, I hope that we don't waste any of these beautiful animals that we kill. The skin makes a wonderfully soft leather (my satchel is made from vegetable-tanned roo leather) and the eye fillets are stunning - rich, lean, and tender if not over-cooked. Some of the other cuts aren't that great but they are used in pet food. Some Aborigines aborigine first nation peoples first nation Aborigine peoples like to eat the tail cooked in coals.

Sorry John. Fixed now.

It's been such a crazy week that I forgot that the auction was still running! Final bids are in, andconrtaulations Mr. Bbattle, you are the winner of the black and gold square LE G-Shock, with a winning bid of US$33. At least, I hope it was in US$, because in Aussie buckerros that would be like three fiddy.

I will match your bid with a top-up of AUD$150, hopefully some disadvantaged kid has a better christmas thanks to the Lords.

A little background, I only learned of Smith Family through one of the Directors at my previous consultancy. She is a hard-assed, hard-as-nails, stark-raving-mad corporate lawyer. Every now and then she'd show glimpses of warmth and generosity, however, one of those times being Christmas when she'd make a substantial donation to Smith Family. She also encouraged us to buy toys and put them under the office Christmas tree, which would then be donated as well (a couple of staff actually complained that they didn't get paid enough and so shouldn't feel obligatred to donate!). I'm no longer with the concultancy, but I feel Smith Family is one of the worthiest causes (being a commie pinko socialist) so I've decided to continue the 'tradition'.

Thanks Bbattle, thanks to everyone who bid, thanks to those who just mocked this thread and its contents!

My Bad! The winner is actually the estemmed Dr Ivey, with US$36. To be fair, these aren't the easiest bids to follow...

Hehe, that is the same topic that got cawnshuror frustrated now and then. But I need to say, it is more fun this way ;-)

Well done, Dr. Ivey!

I'd still like to donate to the cause; is there a link somewhere?

#metoo

That's really cool guys. Donations can be made here:

https://www.thesmithfamily.com.au/donate

Woo hoo! Payment made. Where’s my Balzac?!

DoctorIvey wrote: ↑

November 26th 2021, 2:30pm

Woo hoo! Payment made. Where’s my Balzac?!

Hi Doc, your payment didn't show up in my PalPal. Did you donate direct to the link?

Pm me your shipping address mate.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 26th 2021, 3:21pm

DoctorIvey wrote: ↑

November 26th 2021, 2:30pm

Woo hoo! Payment made. Where’s my Balzac?!

Hi Doc, your payment didn't show up in my PalPal. Did you donate direct to the link?

Pm me your shipping address mate.

Yes I did. I suppose I should send you shipping and sew fourth. Just tell me how much and where to send it.

And don’t foreget my nut sack