Christmas Charity Wartche Auction: Square G Edition

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Christmas Charity Wartche Auction: Square G Edition

Post by jason_recliner » November 16th 2021, 10:02pm

Season's greetings Lords. For your consideration is this very cool black and gold square G (I think it might be a limited edition but who the hell can keep up?) in TZ 93% Near Minty beat-up to buggery condition. I might even have the tin somewhere.

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Case has deep scratches right on the front where everybody can see them. I think I fell off a bike or something. No, these won't "buff out with a Cape Cod cloth".

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Gold toned (Nippon-layered, potentially) case back is trick. Or, at least, it was. There's some kind of central laser etched retroesque G-Shock logo, which is (slightly) more visible in the metal than in this pic. There's some peripheral engraved text as well. This example was made in Thailand, one of the traditional centres of fine timepiece manufacturing. I don't know what all that white stuff is on the strap. It might scrub off but I never bothered trying as it doesn't give me a rash.

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This is the archetypal 'beach to boardroom' watch, as hodinkee douchebag types would say. But it's difficult for me to take a photograph within 150 m of a beach.

How much would you normally expect to pay for a (possible) limited edition, collectible wartche such as this? $750? $800? You can own it for a mere fraction of it's market value by bidding on it in this no-reserve auction. It's Baby Jebus's birthday, but YOU get the present!

But wait! There's more!

In addition to the wartche you'll also receive a jar of Vegemite, a packet of Tim Tams, and a kangaroo scrotum coin pouch. And possibly some other stuff if I can think of anything else iconically Australian and cheap.

Proceeds will go to The Smith Family, a secular charity providing opportunities to disadvantaged Australian children. In case your bids fail to reach the heady highs I envisage, I'll match the winning bid up to AUD$150.

Good luck, and a merry Christmas to all!
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Post by jason_recliner » November 17th 2021, 3:32pm

smellody wrote:
November 17th 2021, 3:19pm
When does this auction end and sew Fourth? Is Christmas down under in December two for little baby Jesus' 🐤 day? Do you flock the kagerews?

I guess it can run for a week? So ends Wednesday 24 November 5pm western Australian time (GMT +8).
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Post by jason_recliner » November 17th 2021, 4:06pm

bbattle wrote:
November 17th 2021, 3:28pm
Is that watch cannibal crab-proof? I see Oz is overrun with them at the moment.
Really? I haven't seen the news today. That doesn't sound too good at all. I'm staying in bed until the crab thing blows over.
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Post by jason_recliner » November 17th 2021, 5:42pm

DoctorIvey wrote:
November 17th 2021, 5:11pm
Dew yoo aksept valoo payz ore duz it haf too bee al at oncet
Unfortunately I'm not a TV shopping channel or narcissistic billionaire egomaniac or religion. I'm just a poor Aussie bogan on my recliner in my living room watching sports so I don't have valuepayz or crypto or what have you. Sorry.
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Post by jason_recliner » November 17th 2021, 10:19pm

3Flushes wrote:
November 17th 2021, 9:40pm
jason_recliner wrote:
November 17th 2021, 4:34pm
3Flushes wrote:
November 17th 2021, 4:19pm
Are batteries included?
Do you have a sun?
I have a stepsun but what's my family got to do with it?
Maybe he could keep it charged for you? It's good for kids to have jobs for discipline. Unfortunately it's not a kinetic.
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Post by jason_recliner » November 17th 2021, 11:16pm

gerdson wrote:
November 17th 2021, 10:46pm
iSle bidd 31.24 gR÷enbags. WhiLl ze p0utch beArthur filt whiz koIs? H0ugh dduzz it smellody?
That's more like it! The no reserve has been exceeded! You'll be making a disadvantaged Aussie kid very happy this Christmas.

I might put some Aussie coins in the coin purse. Unfortunately they aren't worth as much as the metal from which they're minted 😒 The coin purse smells like kangaroo scrotum.
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Post by 3Flushes » November 18th 2021, 12:08am

jason_recliner wrote:
November 17th 2021, 10:19pm
3Flushes wrote:
November 17th 2021, 9:40pm
jason_recliner wrote:
November 17th 2021, 4:34pm
3Flushes wrote:
November 17th 2021, 4:19pm
Are batteries included?
Do you have a sun?
I have a stepsun but what's my family got to do with it?
Maybe he could keep it charged for you? It's good for kids to have jobs for discipline. Unfortunately it's not a kinetic.
Damn - he's super hyper active, too.

Guess I'm out.
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Post by jason_recliner » November 19th 2021, 4:13pm

smellody wrote:
November 19th 2021, 10:59am
jason_recliner wrote:
November 19th 2021, 6:08am
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Are the Kangaroos free range and vegan?
Have you ever tried getting a kangaroo into a cage? It's damned near impossible! And yes, they are vegan, except for the cannibals.
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