- conjurer (Online)
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svaglic wrote:conjurer wrote:svaglic wrote:Let's bump this
40 on 2
40 on 3
This is for sick kids........ Do you really think my forty is going to help?
F the watches, give me 70 on 2 and 70 on 3. Who's going to give me more for kids? It ain't about the watches.
Well said, Allison.
Bids thus far:
Lot #1, $30, Ofcmark
Lot #2, $40, svaglic
Lot #3, $40, svaglic.
Dude, 70 on 2 and 70 on 3. This about sick kids, who cares about sick kids? We will see. Snipers may get me, but not before a higher bid. I didn't realize a watch was a prize, I saw sick kids.
Absolutely goddamn right. It's about all of us here at Watchlords--a place renowned for all the haterz and mollywhoppers who dwell within--getting together and doing these for sick kids.
Granted, we are haterz and mollywhoppers, or choads, or something. Here, in this small corner of the interwebz, is the place that Geeks and their kind fear to tread.
Larry Holmack? Head through the drywall.
Charles Ninetoes? Head through the drywall.
Dirtbox? Head through the drywall.
Joe Blazer? Head through the drywall.
And many more. Why? Because we're the motherfucking Watchlords, and we kill every Geek we see. God loves the Watchlords, because we keep Heaven packed with fresh Geek souls. If somebody wants the straight dope on a watch, they come here, not fucking Hondickee. We don't need no fucking swag from the manufacturers to tell the truth. We fucking shit swag.
But we're also a bunch of softies too, and when there's a little kid, in a hospital room, fighting cancer like the little fucking Viking that she is, we're there too. When the little girl's father is walking the hallways and praying for his kid, and her mother is there in the room with her, sleeping for a few minutes until the girl's moans wake her up, the Watchlords are there, too. We've raised literally thousands of dollars for places like St. Jude, something that no other forum has fucking done. We're the Watchlords, and we give a shit, and we make things fucking happen.
It's time to ante up. This auction ends Saturday night, 8:00PM Pacific time.