Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Post by conjurer » November 15th 2017, 7:22pm

svaglic wrote:
conjurer wrote:
svaglic wrote:Let's bump this
40 on 2
40 on 3

This is for sick kids........ Do you really think my forty is going to help?
F the watches, give me 70 on 2 and 70 on 3. Who's going to give me more for kids? It ain't about the watches.


Well said, svaglic.

Bids thus far:

Lot #1, $30, Ofcmark

Lot #2, $40, svaglic

Lot #3, $40, svaglic.


Dude, 70 on 2 and 70 on 3. This about sick kids, who cares about sick kids? We will see. Snipers may get me, but not before a higher bid. I didn't realize a watch was a prize, I saw sick kids.

Kids right?


Absolutely goddamn right. It's about all of us here at Watchlords--a place renowned for all the haterz and mollywhoppers who dwell within--getting together and doing these for sick kids.

Granted, we are haterz and mollywhoppers, or choads, or something. Here, in this small corner of the interwebz, is the place that Geeks and their kind fear to tread.

Larry Holmack? Head through the drywall.

Charles Ninetoes? Head through the drywall.

Dirtbox? Head through the drywall.

Joe Blazer? Head through the drywall.

And many more. Why? Because we're the motherfucking Watchlords, and we kill every Geek we see. God loves the Watchlords, because we keep Heaven packed with fresh Geek souls. If somebody wants the straight dope on a watch, they come here, not fucking Hondickee. We don't need no fucking swag from the manufacturers to tell the truth. We fucking shit swag.

But we're also a bunch of softies too, and when there's a little kid, in a hospital room, fighting cancer like the little fucking Viking that she is, we're there too. When the little girl's father is walking the hallways and praying for his kid, and her mother is there in the room with her, sleeping for a few minutes until the girl's moans wake her up, the Watchlords are there, too. We've raised literally thousands of dollars for places like St. Jude, something that no other forum has fucking done. We're the Watchlords, and we give a shit, and we make things fucking happen.

It's time to ante up. This auction ends Saturday night, 8:00PM Pacific time.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » November 16th 2017, 1:30pm

Conjurer wrote:But we're also a bunch of softies too, and when there's a little kid, in a hospital room, fighting cancer like the little fucking Viking that she is, we're there too. When the little girl's father is walking the hallways and praying for his kid, and her mother is there in the room with her, sleeping for a few minutes until the girl's moans wake her up, the Watchlords are there, too. We've raised literally thousands of dollars for places like St. Jude, something that no other forum has fucking done. We're the Watchlords, and we give a shit, and we make things fucking happen.


As a deceased, cynical bastard who cares nothing for no one other than my own missus and our canine & equine children, the above has moved me very deeply... Don't like any of these auction watches, but you DO like the things we accomplish here together as an organization? Why not drop a few bucks to the WL donate box? Or the St. Jude Box?

And to show that I'm serious, I'm gonna put my moolah where my big, dead mouth is, and contribute to this auction, albeit differently than by bidding for any of these watches. So, as a certain glass-jawed, flabby-assed liar and cheat -- who now claims 2-B-A wannabe apprentice "knife maker" and ghey little spinning top aficionado/expert -- might put it, "here's the deal": I will match the St. Jude's contribution of the winner of Lot #1, when this auction is over...

So bid early, bid often and drive that Lot #1 contribution up, up and UP!! You have two days left, so do it to it, Lords!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » November 16th 2017, 5:13pm

Ofcmark wrote:$50 on lot one sorry Mort

Sorry? For what, mon ami? You did just as I asked! Please allow me to mimic what the rooster-shaped pea-soup-weather-warning device from Connecticut might be knownst doth to utter, were I he & sew fourth, "10-Q-BD-Much, Off-Ice-Mark!!" ;)
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Post by anonymous-10 » November 16th 2017, 5:14pm

Connecticut?
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Post by anonymous-10 » November 17th 2017, 11:29am

conjurer wrote:Friday bump! This auction ends tomorrow, 8:00PM, Pacific time.



At wut tyme.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Post by conjurer » November 18th 2017, 8:47am

foghorn wrote:
conjurer wrote:Friday bump! This auction ends tomorrow, 8:00PM, Pacific time.



At wut tyme.


@ aight O'Clark PEEE m two Knight spacific Tyme GODAM it.

Bids thus far:

Lot #1, $50, Ofcmark

Lot #2, $70, svaglic

Lot #3, $70, svaglic

In non-Geek Speak, this auction ends tonight at 8:00PM Pacific time.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Post by biglove » November 24th 2017, 12:53pm

Ofcmark wrote:Got the watches today will be great for every day use glad I was able to help the kids thanks again John for all your hard work



Keep an eye out for the forthcoming watch box. Sorry but week here has been nuts!
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