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Right, then. Two lots in today's auction, the first:
Box 'O Shox
Did you ever want to start a Casio G-Shock collection, but were too fuck lazy to do so? Then, this lot is for you! Five goddamned Gees, all in one shot! Insane? Possibly. But then, we're the Watchlords, and insanity is our middle name.
This one's cool, with a neo-NATO strap, moonphase, a tidegraph, and, like all Gees, a whole bunch of other shit you'll never use. It's cool too because the inside of the strap is yeller, just like the background of the display.
This one's a solar Mudman. I don't need to say more. Plus, it's solar!!
This one has the craters of the moon and shit imprinted on it. You wear this one, you'll get more trim than Neal Armstrong. Well, when he was alive, anyway. And could get a boner.
This one comes in a box, too, but I fucked up the picture, and I don't feel like shooting it again. A nice, cool, anadigi, and nothing drops broad's panties like the term "anadigi."
Reverse display! Find somebody at a party, and tell them about how cool a reverse display on a Gee is, and you'll have a pal for life.
All of these fine and rare watches come in boxes, a couple with outer cardboard boxes. A couple have instruction booklets with 'em, but you can go to Casio's website, type in the module number, and get the PDF of how to use 'em. Included with this lot is a special bit of swag--a wartche with a soul!!
Orient Star World Time automatic. About 42mm, sapphire glass front (with the very cool Orient anti-reflective coating), worn sparingly, comes mounted on Di-Model rallye strap, original alligator strap (used once or twice) also included, along with OS layout box and papers.
Swag included for this one:
Possibly the last copy of this book that remained on a bookstore shelf since going out of print. With plenty of words inside:
This here's a readin' book, not a lookin' book. This book will be inscribed by the author to the winner.
OK, that's it. This auction will run for one week, starting now and ending on Wednesday, 4 October, at precisely 8:00PM, Pacific Time.
So bid high, bid often, and remember, it's for poor sick kids in a fucking hospital, FFS.