Swag-Fest 1! The WLs Fall Charity Auctions!

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Swag-Fest 1! The WLs Fall Charity Auctions!

Post by conjurer » September 27th 2017, 3:04pm

OK, let's get this fucking show on the fucking road and do some good for the sick kids. This is the first of several WLs Fall Charity Auctions, the proceeds of which will go to help St. Judes Children's Research Hospital as well as the forum. Here's the fucking rules:

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Please read 'em.

Right, then. Two lots in today's auction, the first:

Box 'O Shox

Did you ever want to start a Casio G-Shock collection, but were too fuck lazy to do so? Then, this lot is for you! Five goddamned Gees, all in one shot! Insane? Possibly. But then, we're the Watchlords, and insanity is our middle name.

First Gee:

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This one's cool, with a neo-NATO strap, moonphase, a tidegraph, and, like all Gees, a whole bunch of other shit you'll never use. It's cool too because the inside of the strap is yeller, just like the background of the display.

Next:

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This one's a solar Mudman. I don't need to say more. Plus, it's solar!!

Next:

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This one has the craters of the moon and shit imprinted on it. You wear this one, you'll get more trim than Neal Armstrong. Well, when he was alive, anyway. And could get a boner.

Next:

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This one comes in a box, too, but I fucked up the picture, and I don't feel like shooting it again. A nice, cool, anadigi, and nothing drops broad's panties like the term "anadigi."

And finally:

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Reverse display! Find somebody at a party, and tell them about how cool a reverse display on a Gee is, and you'll have a pal for life.

All of these fine and rare watches come in boxes, a couple with outer cardboard boxes. A couple have instruction booklets with 'em, but you can go to Casio's website, type in the module number, and get the PDF of how to use 'em. Included with this lot is a special bit of swag--a wartche with a soul!!


Second Lot:

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Orient Star World Time automatic. About 42mm, sapphire glass front (with the very cool Orient anti-reflective coating), worn sparingly, comes mounted on Di-Model rallye strap, original alligator strap (used once or twice) also included, along with OS layout box and papers.

Swag included for this one:

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Possibly the last copy of this book that remained on a bookstore shelf since going out of print. With plenty of words inside:

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This here's a readin' book, not a lookin' book. This book will be inscribed by the author to the winner.

OK, that's it. This auction will run for one week, starting now and ending on Wednesday, 4 October, at precisely 8:00PM, Pacific Time.

So bid high, bid often, and remember, it's for poor sick kids in a fucking hospital, FFS.

Cheers!
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Post by biglove » September 27th 2017, 10:36pm

$150 on the lot of Gees.
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Re: Swag-Fest 1! The WLs Fall Charity Auctions!

Post by gerdson » September 27th 2017, 11:10pm

The G-Shock is the kind of watch I would have wanted, when I was 8 years old. :mrgreen:

But I am in with 170 for the Orient. The book I own already. :oops:
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Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » September 29th 2017, 10:46am

Two-hunnert-fiddy dollars CAISH MUNNY!! ($250 USD for those of you who doth not spaketh Rio Lindan) for the Orient Star...Tin-Q BDMutch, Conjurer...ewe air won alan hale of a sails main!
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Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » September 30th 2017, 11:28am

SUNDAY BUMP in the PARK...!

C'mon, you bunch of

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Are you gonna let a dead guy outbid you and win that BEAUTIFUL piece of soft, yielding WATCH FLESH?!

Bid Now! BID OFTEN!

THAT IS ALL ...


Bunch 'o weinerdawgs... :???:
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Post by biglove » October 1st 2017, 11:40am

foghorn wrote:You all gonna let BL get 5 G's for only 30 bucks each??



Because you know my fat ass may keep one and sell the others.

Any $$ made above my cost goes to a local charity though.
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Re: Swag-Fest 1! The WLs Fall Charity Auctions!

Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » October 3rd 2017, 10:58am

conjurer wrote:Tuesday bump!

No new bids.

This auction closes tomorrow at 8:00 PM Pacific time.

Come ON, you egg-burts!! Are you gonna let DEATH take a holiday with what should rightfully be YOUR beeyootifful Orient Star watch! What would Mister Sulu say to THAT? "HOooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo MYYYYYYYYY!!" :shock: :???: 8-) :lol: :|
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