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biglove
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***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass mesh
Last of the great 2017 sell-off, someone please bid on this watch.
The case is Alpha quality...Chinese, knock off lookalike homage and solid as a damned brick of steel. The lume, well, you know it ain't gonna' last the night. Although the bracelet is done well enough, the clasp on this watch is utter shit as it won't close all the way. So, being the dumbass that I am, I bought an Omega style shark mesh on fleaBay, hoping that it would be the same high quality that the long lost seller wjean used to sell. Figured it would be wearable then. It was not to be.
This mesh is so shiny it makes monkeys squeal with delight. And don't forget the sharp edges where the mesh was cut. For me, the watch/clasp/ghastly mesh is just a really bad experience. Not seeing your grandmother naked bad experience; but, close enough.
Combined, this may well be the biggest single cluster fuck of a watch purchase I have ever made. And now it can be your cluster fuck for the highest bidder+$5 to cover USPS shipping. No minimum, no reserve, no shit! And my fat ass spent $215 on this combo. Can you believe that shit? WTF was I thinking?
To appease the gods of horology, I will donate whatever this POS combo fine wartch luxury timePEACE sells for to the charity of your choice, so long as they take PayPal. Receipt provided to prove I am not some sort of sleazy bastard.
Achtung baby, this one ends Tuesday, September 05, 2017 at 9PM CST. Don't miss out on the chance to help me get rid of this wartch and help out some furry friends, hurrricane flooded folks or some other folks in need. You win, your call.
For your amazement, I present the ALPHA MOTHERFUCKING SEAMASTER:
The case is Alpha quality...Chinese, knock off lookalike homage and solid as a damned brick of steel. The lume, well, you know it ain't gonna' last the night. Although the bracelet is done well enough, the clasp on this watch is utter shit as it won't close all the way. So, being the dumbass that I am, I bought an Omega style shark mesh on fleaBay, hoping that it would be the same high quality that the long lost seller wjean used to sell. Figured it would be wearable then. It was not to be.
This mesh is so shiny it makes monkeys squeal with delight. And don't forget the sharp edges where the mesh was cut. For me, the watch/clasp/ghastly mesh is just a really bad experience. Not seeing your grandmother naked bad experience; but, close enough.
Combined, this may well be the biggest single cluster fuck of a watch purchase I have ever made. And now it can be your cluster fuck for the highest bidder+$5 to cover USPS shipping. No minimum, no reserve, no shit! And my fat ass spent $215 on this combo. Can you believe that shit? WTF was I thinking?
To appease the gods of horology, I will donate whatever this POS combo fine wartch luxury timePEACE sells for to the charity of your choice, so long as they take PayPal. Receipt provided to prove I am not some sort of sleazy bastard.
Achtung baby, this one ends Tuesday, September 05, 2017 at 9PM CST. Don't miss out on the chance to help me get rid of this wartch and help out some furry friends, hurrricane flooded folks or some other folks in need. You win, your call.
For your amazement, I present the ALPHA MOTHERFUCKING SEAMASTER:
Last edited by biglove on September 3rd 2017, 7:09am, edited 4 times in total.
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"We should just sanction stupidity as our national pastime and be done with it."-TemerityB, Loser like me
"We should just sanction stupidity as our national pastime and be done with it."-TemerityB, Loser like me
