OK, on to a regular auction. You can read all about the wartche in the OP; here's the special something I've been teasing:


A one-ounce, 24K gold ingot with a fucking dragon on it. Market price right now is $1,237.67, actual price might be different, depending on where it is sold. This is why I excluded overseas buyers--they probably would have gotten fucked by customs, and I might have broke some goddamn laws shipping the sumbitch.
Well, there you have it. This auction will run until Friday, 10 February, ending at 8:10PM (ten minutes after the other auction) Pacific time. High bid wins. The same rules apply as with the other auctions, 25% being donated (by winner) to the forum, 75% (plus $20 shipping, I'll have to insure the shit out of it) to be sent to St. Jude's Hospital. Upon request of the winner, I'll dump the wartche in the nearest Goodwill collection box or dumpster. There is no reserve, and sale is final.
I don't doubt that there will be snipers for this one, so please refrain from comments/smart-ass remarks/etc. during the last hour of the auction--bids only, please.
So, there you have it. One of you can become a dime-store Glenn Beck, or you can bury it in your back yard, or head to the local bullion dealer.
Have fun!