The Weiss looks like the only more or less palatable watch on the list. The rest is, well...bad. That Devon Tread thing is beyond ghey, the Shinola is ghey, the RGM - while I like RGM in general - has to be the least appealing model in the brand's line-up. Oh, and then there's this great Eterna movement in a Gilchrist & Soames (or, if Welsh, Pwrrflmmmwwwwwdfff & Ympfffwrghwlllfpffwwwwwwd) packaging.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
I'd send them all an animated gif of Ron Jeremy sucking his own cock.
Conjurer, of people asking about their Doxas