Watchlords

Easily the stupidest collaboration in the history of wartchs:

https://www.gearpatrol.com/watches/g-sh ... ained-faq/

Hehehehehe

Can you eat the G-Shock in a survival scenario?

You fuckers are just jealous of my wartch/croc color coordination skills. The portly folks who test the limits of our hydraulic hospitable beds can kiss my vaseline soaked nether regions.

So I'm thinking about this, and about actually *reading* the dial while they're on your feet.

**It's about as far away from your eyes as you could possibly wear it...for starters**

And the only reasonable way to get it closer is to sit with crossed legs, foot over opposite knee. (Or, well, I guess y'could squat)

But that only works if it's on the inside. They put it on the outside.

Another prime example of "just because you can doesnt mean you should".

The guy who owns Crocs lives about a half mile from us. He has dinosaurs and more in his yard. The property is currently For Sale for 3.3 million bucks.

Glow in the dark crocs could be useful for a 2am piss, hookers prostitutes street whores professional working women hate it when I turn on the light in the middle of the morning.

Attaching a watch to them--------- now that is just fucking gay.

Just WHY?

Is this to fix that whole toe ring problem of hippie chicks wearing rings on their toes? I thought the trend had died off…

Maybe this what Clamato enthusiasts wear?

Those are sweet. Just not for me.

Wonder what happened to a lot of these people? 50 mm douchedaddy ninetoes ??