Watchlords

The specific non-political question here is:

If Eyal could make a buck off dummies - how hard could it possibly be to make a bigger buck of richer dummies? Or perhaps simply dumber dummies who are rich?

That tourbillon's pretty swell. Very strong. Very powerful.

Many people have said it’s the most amazing thing since the sun dial. And the gold is extra goldy - like the goldiest thing since that bear-training blonde girl with the cured salmon. It’s a golden gold that glows boldly, just so goldfully, the likes of which no one has seen before and it’s, really, a lotta fun.

Interestingly, after spending many long minutes researching a hand-wound tourbillon movement with a 105 hour power reserve (typing "105 hour power reserve tourbillon movement" into google, I came across several pieces of info. The first was from the Swiss company Delma, which is offering a tourby movement watch for about 13 grand US. The architecture of the movement looks a lot like the Trump watch, with the same power reserve and beat rate.

Also, there was a posting at a Blog to Wartche, by REL Adams his-own-self, about a company called BA111OD--go figure--with similar specs to the Trump watch, but with slightly different architecture, for around five grand.

So, it appears that Mr. Trump actually sourced his tourbillon movements from a non-Chinese manufacture. Possibly it was Delma who produced these watches under contract. which means that, with all that gold and bespoke movement, they might actually be somewhat worth their cost.

If only they left the diamonds off the lugs, now Ill have to get a red one. Yeah, right.

conjurer wrote: ↑

September 26th 2024, 11:32pm

Interestingly, after spending many long minutes researching a hand-wound tourbillon movement with a 105 hour power reserve (typing "105 hour power reserve tourbillon movement" into google, I came across several pieces of info. The first was from the Swiss company Delma, which is offering a tourby movement watch for about 13 grand US. The architecture of the movement looks a lot like the Trump watch, with the same power reserve and beat rate.

Also, there was a posting at a Blog to Wartche, by REL Adams his-own-self, about a company called BA111OD--go figure--with similar specs to the Trump watch, but with slightly different architecture, for around five grand.

So, it appears that Mr. Trump actually sourced his tourbillon movements from a non-Chinese manufacture. Possibly it was Delma who produced these watches under contract. which means that, with all that gold and bespoke movement, they might actually be somewhat worth their cost.

Great intel, Conj!

<<… they might actually be somewhat worth their cost…>>

I suspect that could prove true once the new dial is installed and all the horrible tiny worthless diamonds are removed.

Perhaps consumers might also want to consider something a little more liberal?

Supplies are limited, so call now! The troubled soon-to-be-former New York Mayor is standing by…

That gold one is the best watch the world has ever seen. Incredible.

smellody wrote: ↑

September 27th 2024, 11:41am

That gold one is the best watch the world has ever seen. Incredible.

I dunno, this one might be even better.

And we can't forget this one:



or this one:



Wow! Who knew?

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Let's hope that La Mink isn't involved.

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

September 26th 2024, 9:07pm

Many people have said it’s the most amazing thing since the sun dial. And the gold is extra goldy - like the goldiest thing since that bear-training blonde girl with the cured salmon. It’s a golden gold that glows boldly, just so goldfully, the likes of which no one has seen before and it’s, really, a lotta fun.

Hehehe this is SO good!

The Trump Victory Tourbillon Watches start shipping in October/November/December. The Fight Fight Fight Watches start shipping in October/November/December.

^^So, we can assume this to mean, if it ships, it will be near the end of Q1 25:

Shipping and delivery dates are estimates only and cannot be guaranteed. We are not liable for any delays in shipments.

^^Just in case soma ya mooks ain’t gettin’ it - IF it don’t ship, and it ain’t gonna, you ain’t gonna know nuthin’ until at least next June. And ‘up yours’ for asking, what - you don’t trust us?

TheBestWatchesonEarth LLC uses the “Trump” name, image and likeness under a license agreement which may be terminated or revoked according to its terms. Trump Watches are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment purposes.

^^Wait… so now, all of a sudden, he’s NOT a “Very Stable Horological Genius Atelier”?

I don’t know… but I’m starting to get that sinking sensation that this guy might just be some sort of big phony!

Trump’s “Vastly Overpriced” $100,000 “Swiss Watch” Is Probably Made in China, Experts Say

The former president's new timepieces are the laughingstock of watch aficionados, who cast doubt on their true origins — "as ersatz as the man himself."

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifes ... 236013728/

I thought this thing was a joke/parody when it was first posted.