UPDATED: The complete list of watches James Bond wore on-screen

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Re: UPDATED: The complete list of watches James Bond wore on-screen

Post by conjurer » March 21st 2024, 7:38pm

3Flushes wrote:
March 21st 2024, 6:48pm
The next bond is soon to be announced - so likely a new watch will be featured.
The next Bond will be a millennial, using the pronouns "they" and "them." He--err, they--will sport a neckbeard, porkpie hat, will drive a Prius, will identify as asexual, will shave their balls with a women's razor, for that wonderful silky feeling when they go commando. For a watch, they will wear a MVMT.

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Re: UPDATED: The complete list of watches James Bond wore on-screen

Post by 3Flushes » March 21st 2024, 7:52pm

conjurer wrote:
March 21st 2024, 7:38pm
3Flushes wrote:
March 21st 2024, 6:48pm
The next bond is soon to be announced - so likely a new watch will be featured.
The next Bond will be a millennial, using the pronouns "they" and "them." He--err, they--will sport a neckbeard, porkpie hat, will drive a Prius, will identify as asexual, will shave their balls with a women's razor, for that wonderful silky feeling when they go commando. For a watch, they will wear a MVMT.

THE END.
Blasphemy, that is.
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