Watchlords

boscoe wrote: ↑

January 4th 2023, 5:03pm

For the third consecutive decade, Invicta will retain it's position as "the most feared name in the watch industry," but not, perhaps, in the way it would like.
Sometime in February, the Ukrainians will sink a Soviet era warship off the coast of Crimea. All hands will be lost - dragged down to the depths of the Black Sea by the two-pound 53 mm Russian diver watches strapped to their left wrists under Kremlin regulations. Unfortunately, the massive canteen covers will make the deadly timepieces unable to be removed under rising water pressure.
The Lalo will come out with a Limited Edition Special Commemorative Timepiece designed by his grandmother that will tank - despite a historic seven easy pay options.