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Re: Favourite watch brand

Post by smellody » August 12th 2022, 6:48am

I like Rolex Watch Co. They make a fine, robust product known by WIS and nonWIS across the planet, perhaps interplanetary.

They hold value. Have proven to be an excellent investment for me. (Although I'd sell a nut before selling one).

Also, their designs have been copied by some of the most "powerful" watch companies that are unable to design their own.
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Re: Favourite watch brand

Post by codguy » August 12th 2022, 9:13am

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Single brand ?? -----> Breguet.
Might be the the highest luxury brand I'll probably purchase someday.



I also have these on my like, want and/or have list;

Jaeger-LeCoultre
A. Lange & Söhne
Zenith
VC
Omega
Audemars Piguet
Glashutte Original
Blancpain
Breitling
Armand Nicolet
others
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Re: Favourite watch brand

Post by conjurer » August 12th 2022, 10:43pm

Another fine brand is Ingersoll, whose brand spokesman, Kevin Evans, was actually a lisping, appalling serial murderer.

"It's a power weserve!"

"It's a Swiss movement, although I stwand to be corwrected."

Yet another great brand is 32 Degrees wartchs. This breakthrough brand (whose logo makes it look like the "2" having anal sex with the "3") oozes quality. Like, an uncut European porn actor's dick oozing smegma.
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Re: Favourite watch brand

Post by jason_recliner » August 12th 2022, 10:47pm

conjurer wrote:
August 12th 2022, 10:43pm

Yet another great brand is 32 Degrees wartchs. This breakthrough brand (whose logo makes it look like the "2" having anal sex with the "3") oozes quality. Like, an uncut European porn actor's dick oozing smegma.
This one is new to me. Don't know about the watches but that's possibly the greatest, most hilarious logo of all time.
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Re: Favourite watch brand

Post by conjurer » August 12th 2022, 11:44pm

jason_recliner wrote:
August 12th 2022, 10:47pm
conjurer wrote:
August 12th 2022, 10:43pm

Yet another great brand is 32 Degrees wartchs. This breakthrough brand (whose logo makes it look like the "2" having anal sex with the "3") oozes quality. Like, an uncut European porn actor's dick oozing smegma.
This one is new to me. Don't know about the watches but that's possibly the greatest, most hilarious logo of all time.
This brand has been around since, I dunno, 1901, it seems like. It's one of John House's brands, he who started a couple of auction sites on the web in the earlies and various mushroom brands that had vaguely Swiss (or, at least, European) sounding names that sold shit Chink wartchs on the old Shop-At-Home network and then on ShopNBC--now known as ShopHQ, at least for this week.

Mr. House has been posted about here before, and I'm too fucking tired right now to check them myself, but he seems, like so many of the dipshit hucksters, to have had a bad backstory, and ended up selling, well, cheap Chink wartchs to the simps. I was somewhat surprised to see the 32 degrees brand still out there, stinking like a big log of outdated government cheese. But, there you go.
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Re: Favourite watch brand

Post by DoctorIvey » August 13th 2022, 4:15pm

conjurer wrote:
August 12th 2022, 10:43pm
Another fine brand is Ingersoll, whose brand spokesman, Kevin Evans, was actually a lisping, appalling serial murderer.

"It's a power weserve!"

"It's a Swiss movement, although I stwand to be corwrected."

Yet another great brand is 32 Degrees wartchs. This breakthrough brand (whose logo makes it look like the "2" having anal sex with the "3") oozes quality. Like, an uncut European porn actor's dick oozing smegma.
What the hell is it with this newfound call for uncircumcised schwantzes? It’s disgusting. It’s like a dog. Who wants to peel back foreskin to remove headcheese? Yuck.
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