Surely wearing fake has to feel a lot like wearing a toupee? Most chicks don’t notice (you) but now when a hottie keeps looking at you, you have to wonder - is it because you ‘still got it’, or do you think she can tell?
Duuuude…. way more people can tell than you are willing to believe. And it’s embarrassing for everyone.
Now, take that fauxlex,
get back in yer Fier-rari-o,
…and geduphuquotta ‘hare, already!
Go home and put on your genuine shirt and some better-than-B.O.- cologne,
…tighten up your big boy Mikes,
…pour yourself a glass of vagina whiskey,
…and really contemplate your mistakes and serially bad life choices, you fucking fake, false, phony, fake mother fuck faker!
You don’t see Peter Dinklage wearing ‘lifts’ - and that’s precisely one of the reason’s the dude is cool: he’s genuine.
I tend to agree with the ‘only fake people wear fake watches’ mantra…. I shouldn’t give a damn but, still, it annoys the hell out of me when there are so many high-quality “genuine” products from which to choose without an exorbitant outlay of rupees!
Personally, I’d take a $25 Seiko over a $400 ‘high-quality’ Rolecks any day of the week, plus Flurbsday - if they ever make that ‘a thing’, the proposed extra day right between Friday and Saturday to make the workweek and weekends more equitable! It would already be a thing if Big Calendar weren’t pushing so hard against it…
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