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Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 9th 2020, 9:26am
by Pubbie
My local Rolex dealer has come up with an unofficial list of "favours" that poverty-stricken, unwashed hopefuls like me can offer for the chance to look at a not-for-sale dummy watch from the Professional range. I've tried baking cakes, Starbucks runs (lumme, those extras add up, don't they!) and hoovering the shop, but that only got me an out-of-focus scan of a steel DJ from the 2009 brochure. Though I was at least allowed to take it home.

If I offer to fellate the AD do you think they will throw me a bone, so to speak? If so, any tips from anyone on how to avoid coronavirus whilst I'm at it?

The watch will immediately be flipped for a profit - netting me a solid couple of k in return for 10 (or, maybe, 2, dunno) minutes of abject humiliation so any pointers on how to get some fake ID also would be great.

Signed,

A. Desperado

Re: Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 9th 2020, 4:49pm
by biglove
Remember to gargle with essential oils to keep the bunghole and peehole germs at bay.

Re: Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 9th 2020, 6:23pm
by foghorn
Hopefully all Rolex searchers achieve a happy ending.

Re: Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 9th 2020, 7:01pm
by TemerityB
foghorn wrote:
March 9th 2020, 6:23pm
Hopefully all Rolex searchers achieve a happy ending.
Perhaps not, but all bets are on with Tockr.

Re: Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 9th 2020, 10:18pm
by conjurer
Offering to tea-bag them, followed by a rusty trombone, might help.

Re: Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 10th 2020, 11:27am
by gerdson
:chump:

Re: Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 11th 2020, 2:58am
by Pubbie
conjurer wrote:
March 9th 2020, 10:18pm
Offering to tea-bag them, followed by a rusty trombone, might help.
Noted!

After I'd finished detailing the store manager's car and tossed him the keys, he licked his lips and started gesturing to his crotch, suggesting he wanted something else tossed. And I'm pretty sure it wasn't his salad!

Re: Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 11th 2020, 7:08am
by Falstaff
You said a mouthful!

Re: Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 11th 2020, 11:18am
by TemerityB
Falstaff wrote:
March 11th 2020, 7:08am
You said a mouthful!
That's kinda hard to swallow.

Re: Fellate the AD?

Posted: March 11th 2020, 11:37am
by foghorn
TemerityB wrote:
March 11th 2020, 11:18am
Falstaff wrote:
March 11th 2020, 7:08am
You said a mouthful!
That's kinda hard to swallow.

Cum on guys,that's disgusting!!