It used to bother me when I'd see that fucking damnable old fool comment on this forum (or some of us individually) on this Yellow Box forum. Used my name in its entirety, as I recall.
But it's been a long, long time since the old goat got the bum's rush out of here. Now, none of us have fit in perfectly at every place we've been; I have a sterling track record at my jobs, but with one blemish: I was fired once for telling my boss that one of his ideas was "fucking stupid" at a "team meeting" (surprised?). So did I canvas the old office, stare at my old boss through a telescope, try to seduce his wife, write letters to the editor at my local paper? No, I swallowed hard, enjoyed a few weeks of leisure, then got another job. Such is life. Nobody's perfect.
But this Mort guy, he of the fake aviation, fake war pedigree, and, apparently, watch collection that might as well be fakes, given their TV wartch status? He royally fucks up here, gets a righteous boot outta here, but the he just can't take the music. He's been wronged! It's eating him up inside, to the point where he's compelled to write about it virtually every fucking day, some insipid jibe or spoof or complaint that the fapping gibbons that comprise the membership over there probably don't have a clue about in the first place. Yes, he whines, he cries, he can't let us go. It's eatin' him up, it's messin' with his brain. But then again - I remember how he used to react whenever anyone here wrote a review of a watch, any watch - he'd get butt-chapped when other members praised the reviews. He's so fucking off-kilter in the cranium that he believed that anyone else who ever came up with a review was horning in on "his" territory. Oh, how he dreamed of being the big-time best watch reviewer here! Sure, his reviews read like the booklet you get with your new watch, but his were in Comic Sans! Serious stuff, to be taken seriously!
But now he's gone, his role as the preeminent watch reviewer in the whole wide world crashed into the soil, much like those planes he used to copy and paste write about.
Good! As John Lee Hooker spittled, serves you right to suffa.
Fuck this doddering old lubber that insisted he was no longer buying Invicta, then revealed that he'd lick Lalo's taint if it meant there was a free Pro Diver in it for him. Mort is a liar, a fraud, a flaming asshole, and a person who obviously has no life other than logging on every day - what other type of mental midget, in public no less, complains about a forum that he now claims to want no part of? It's because even that's a lie - he wants to be a Watchlord so bad, it's making the yellowed boxers slurp right into his puckered gray sphincter. We're so unfair. SO unfair!!! There is one thing you did, Mort, better than any of us here: You could lie your withered butt off like P.T. Barnum with a 20-inch rotating fan shoved in it.
Na na na naaaaaa na, hero aviator. Na-na-na-na, na-na-nana, hey hey, good bye, you know-nothing clown.
The F&F toggle is even better than a slice of New York pizza.