From this list, I only actually like the Aqua Terra. That second hand on it... A bit too funky, but doesn't completely blow.
The Seiko is OK. The Bremont and the Sinn are more or less palatable - I would never dare question their quality or durability, I just don't like the way they look.
The Rolex is probably the fugliest of Rolex divers, save perhaps the various gold and two-tone Subs, which make me want to return my dinner the way it came in.
The Richard Mille... How exactly is this uber-ghey Jessie boy toy "tough?" Great Scott, what a revolting pile of fucking shite...
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
I'd send them all an animated gif of Ron Jeremy sucking his own cock.
Conjurer, of people asking about their Doxas