The Ex-Con, Known as Joel Blaeser

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Re: The Alleged Ex-Con, Mental Case Known as Joel Blaeser

Post by biglove » February 9th 2014, 8:06am

Is a shame his local PO couldn't stumble upon this thread, too...
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Post by Jamesbee » February 9th 2014, 8:59am

biglove wrote:Is a shame his local PO couldn't stumble upon this thread, too...


you should really spell out Parole Officer buddy, for our benefit, otherwise everyone in these parts is gonna assume there is a vigilante planet ocean (perhaps even a chrono version!) dealing out justice to unshaven closet homosexual poker playing ex/future con mama's boys who have frequent and uncontrollable bouts of incoherent verbal diarrhea that they unleash via the internet or unpublishable books.. Come to think of it that is actually a pretty comforting thought..
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Post by AJC » February 9th 2014, 9:20am

Aw come on Alain! WTF?!

Now I know I can see some guy getting his ass crammed with cock when I open up this website. ;-)
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Post by eddiea » February 9th 2014, 9:39am

ChronoMATT wrote:This adventure also demonstrates that what was meant to be a kind WIS gesture evolved into a bit of a nightmare. It's obvious to write, I guess, we must all be cautious with Internet strangers.

Well Matt , the dude is an extrage cookie no doubt, weird and cuckoo out of his taco shell.... aside of course of been an idiot on the side.
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Post by Horse Feathers » February 9th 2014, 9:49am

AJC wrote:Aw come on Alain! WTF?!

Now I know I can see some guy getting his ass crammed with cock when I open up this website. ;-)


Thought that was accomplished earlier for you via your browsers default home page :D
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Post by AJC » February 9th 2014, 9:50am

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AJC wrote:Aw come on Alain! WTF?!

Now I know I can see some guy getting his ass crammed with cock when I open up this website. ;-)


Thought that was accomplished earlier for you via your browsers default home page :D


Well of course. But I come to WL to get away from ass cramming.
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Post by Horse Feathers » February 9th 2014, 9:51am

AJC wrote:
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AJC wrote:Aw come on Alain! WTF?!

Now I know I can see some guy getting his ass crammed with cock when I open up this website. ;-)


Thought that was accomplished earlier for you via your browsers default home page :D


Well of course. But I come to WL to get away from ass cramming.


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Post by biglove » February 9th 2014, 3:42pm

catnap wrote:Lurve I've often wondered the same. Disturbingly I have the exact same Muppet T shirt as Joel, bought from Target.


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Whatever sick bastard has one of those on his hand should be shot on sight.
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Post by TemerityBEddiePhluff » February 10th 2014, 4:46pm

Just spied this line on his "website":

Going from prison pauper to real estate millionaire is a test to the indomitable human spirit that is present within us all.

So if he's doing so well, why is he haggling over the price of a watch?

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Post by ChronoMATT » February 10th 2014, 5:15pm

Thanks again for everyone's comments and Conj's kind offer. As posted earlier, WatchLord's reach is great. Blaeser my be a bit shocked down the line when he Googles his name and discovers this thread within the top results.
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Post by conjurer » February 10th 2014, 6:03pm

Those interviews are from 2012? It didn't take Stendhal that long to get The Charterhouse of Parma off the fucking ground.

It's too bad that Norman Mailer's dead--he could have pushed the book for Joe Besser just like he did for Jack Henry Abbott, and look how good that turned out.
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Post by Luftwafflles » February 10th 2014, 9:33pm

I've noticed the one thing that these types of assholes have in common, is that their fractured egos will not allow them to have a sense of humor about themselves. The slightest hazing, and they take it as a serious insult, and go off on a juvenile rant. You are now their enemy. I think it's basically an inferiority complex on steroids. And the mindset of a semi dangerous emotionally stunted mutant.
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Post by koimaster » February 10th 2014, 10:24pm

I sent the police in his home town the email threats he sent me via twitter and they responded that they will look into it. Had run ins with him before.
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Post by svaglic » February 10th 2014, 10:27pm

koimaster wrote:I sent the police in his home town the email threats he sent me via twitter and they responded that they will look into it. Had run ins with him before.


Good. The guy's a nut, hopefully the police will watch him more.
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Post by biglove » February 10th 2014, 10:36pm

koimaster wrote:I sent the police in his home town the email threats he sent me via twitter and they responded that they will look into it. Had run ins with him before.


Bravo, sir! Bravo! The guy is a nutbag!
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Post by Horse Feathers » February 10th 2014, 10:38pm

I propose we add to the WL lexicon "Going Blaeser" (Troll color optional)

This will not replace the various drywall tags (ex. drywall incident) instead it will be used to define a level where an individuals actions has passed the drywall threshold.

This designation should be reserved for only the most fitting and if used inappropriately immediately challenged by the Lords
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Post by svaglic » February 10th 2014, 10:40pm

Horse Feathers wrote:I propose we add to the WL lexicon "Going Blaeser"

This will not replace the various drywall tags (ex. drywall incident) instead it will be used to define a level where an individuals actions has passed the drywall threshold.

This designation should be reserved for only the most fitting and if used inappropriately immediately challenged by the Lords


Makes total sense.
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Post by TemerityBEddiePhluff » February 10th 2014, 10:44pm

Horse Feathers wrote:I propose we add to the WL lexicon "Going Blaeser" (Troll color optional)

This will not replace the various drywall tags (ex. drywall incident) instead it will be used to define a level where an individuals actions has passed the drywall threshold.

This designation should be reserved for only the most fitting and if used inappropriately immediately challenged by the Lords


At this point, we could easily have a top 10 Ring Magazine-style rankings of the greatest WLs hissy fits, with Blaser, Bichon, the ol' WG wartch fixer, Mr. Smith, and y'all know the rest, both on and off this site. What a coterie of creepazoids.
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Post by 3Flushes » February 10th 2014, 10:52pm

Horse Feathers wrote:I propose we add to the WL lexicon "Going Blaeser" (Troll color optional)

This will not replace the various drywall tags (ex. drywall incident) instead it will be used to define a level where an individuals actions has passed the drywall threshold.

This designation should be reserved for only the most fitting and if used inappropriately immediately challenged by the Lords

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Re: The Alleged Ex-Con, Known as Joel Blaeser

Post by Horse Feathers » February 11th 2014, 1:09am

Luftwafflles wrote:Don't get me wrong, this was great. But to me, nobody beats the ronco rotisserie chicken guy.


I had fun with him as well, but he was a relatively quick cut and run with a "we're all nuts email to Koi on the way out"

You may not recall (or they preceded you) our true drywall events but these are different.
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