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Post by Horse Feathers » November 28th 2013, 7:41pm

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Yup. At least we're not making Native American jokes.



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Post by conjurer » November 28th 2013, 7:51pm

I figured I'd trot this old one out again:

Once there was a Native American named Bowell. He got a letter one day from the Bureau of Indian Affairs saying he would have to move his teepee to a new reservation. Angered, he marched down to the Indian agent's office, knocked on his door, and stamped inside.

"Bowell no move!" he said in a commanding voice. The Indian agent nodded, and said, "Go next door, they'll fix you up."

So Bowell went to the next office, which was the the doctor's in charge of reservation health care.

"Bowell no move!"

"OK, here, take one of these once a day, then come back in a week," the sawbones said, handing Bowell a bottle of pills.

A week later Bowell marched into the doctor's office and snapped, "Bowell no move!" The doctor seemed surprised, but gave him a bottle of larger pills. "Take two of those a day, and see me in another week."

A week passed, and Bowell presented himself in the doctor's office again. "Bowell no move!!" he thundered. The doctor scratched his head, then handed Bowell a bottle of gigantic horse pills. "There, take five of those a day, and see me next week."

A week later Bowell showed up at the doctor's office again. Before he could say anything, the doctor said, "Let me guess. Bowel no move?"

And Bowell said, "Bowell gotta move. Teepee full of shit."
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Post by Horse Feathers » November 28th 2013, 8:03pm

A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names.
The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"
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Post by gerdson » November 29th 2013, 12:16am

WatchDorks.Net wrote:...

"All right. We'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish."
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:lol:
Gotta watch that one day.

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Post by foghorn » November 29th 2013, 5:34am

conjurer wrote:I figured I'd trot this old one out again:

Once there was a Native American named Bowell. He got a letter one day from the Bureau of Indian Affairs saying he would have to move his teepee to a new reservation. Angered, he marched down to the Indian agent's office, knocked on his door, and stamped inside.

"Bowell no move!" he said in a commanding voice. The Indian agent nodded, and said, "Go next door, they'll fix you up."

So Bowell went to the next office, which was the the doctor's in charge of reservation health care.

"Bowell no move!"

"OK, here, take one of these once a day, then come back in a week," the sawbones said, handing Bowell a bottle of pills.

A week later Bowell marched into the doctor's office and snapped, "Bowell no move!" The doctor seemed surprised, but gave him a bottle of larger pills. "Take two of those a day, and see me in another week."

A week passed, and Bowell presented himself in the doctor's office again. "Bowell no move!!" he thundered. The doctor scratched his head, then handed Bowell a bottle of gigantic horse pills. "There, take five of those a day, and see me next week."

A week later Bowell showed up at the doctor's office again. Before he could say anything, the doctor said, "Let me guess. Bowel no move?"

And Bowell said, "Bowell gotta move. Teepee full of shit."




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Post by biglove » November 29th 2013, 8:48am

conjurer wrote:A rich Chinaman Asian-Chinese fellow goes to the eye doctor, who examines him and says, "I'm sorry, Mr. Wong, but you have a cataract." And Mr. Wong sez, "I ain't got no Cataract! I got a Rincoln Continental!"


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Post by TemerityB » October 21st 2020, 10:51pm

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October 21st 2020, 2:55pm
Bump, for old time's sake.
Good one.
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