Archie, you are an profane, impolite, clueless little twerp. Go away.
Meritocracy:the privilege, wealth and advancement of those who chose their parents wisely. Capitalism:a cult that promised to do good for the worst reasons. Nationalism:a profound longing to go back to a past that never existed.
Archie, drop all your channels except "uncut". Your "fans" do not want a reasonable Archie. They want an insane clown that screeches "fuck me dead" every five seconds. Sad, but true.
We called another exterminator to take care of the rat problem in the basement. This one hasn't come out either.
Interesting question. Between spreading his pendulous ass cheeks for Middle Eastern and Russki fuckhead contributors, and his absolutely revolting head warts, I would have thought he'd take the gentleman's way out, viz, "accidently" blowing his brains out whilst cleaning his revolver.
But then, not even Archie would have called himself a gentleman. So I suppose he's working up a new scam.
Had'nt heard that name in a while. Google informed me that AL is actually, still a thing with a current YouTube channel. Another sign that the apocalypse is near.
See you're WRONG I don't work at all, I'm a Democrat. The immortal Horse Feathers as spoken to Chucky Ninetoes.
Oh boy, do I have some gossip for you guys about Archie. He was invited to the USA by his fans (read another free trip paid for by morons), and while he was over there peddling his shit and being feted by clueless wankers, his watch collection was stolen from his home.
He has been going on and on and on and on about it since October and a local watch dealer, who according to Archie gave him a free Omega Speedmaster 3861 man on the fuckin moon has since said that it was Archie's druggy son who orchestrated the whole thing and Archie now has his collection back.
Happy ending, nope, Archie is still e-begging for money, pleading anxiety and depression and generally running super chats while supporting his lazy ass lifestyle through Youtube. He claims he is trying to scrape together funds while dealing with the insurance company to get more watches.
He part traded his Rolex Explorer, which is the watch he wore to the USA "Polar" for a Bluesy Submariner, which he wears all the time.
He is ignoring the comments calling him out about the fake theft and that silence seems to be condemning him even more, at least in my view. Unfortunately for me I have Been watching some of his vids, including super chats, usually during and after a few drinks. Why, you ask? Because I like to see a guy whose life is more fucked up than mine and waiting for the inevitable explosion.
I met a fellow local WIS the other day to do a trade and he has actually been to Archie's house. He has a separate building to the main house which is his studio and office. His safe was an older model and police could tell by the amount of vandalism that it was not just a robbery but personal, hence leading to the son, who Archie has treated terribly.
Back to my WIS friend. He told me that the house is a shithole and Archie is one of the most unpleasant people he has ever met, which explains his stature in the watch community.
Apparently his "Archie" persona is more like the real thing and the Paul Pluta one is downright nasty while pretending to be nice. There is also a rumour circulating that Archie's wife is sleeping with the BMW salesman who leased her the car. Which wouldn't surprise me as he's slept with women during all his marriages, including his infamous Thai sex tours with John Succahorn, who I swear reminds me of Satan.
She is a health care professional in nursing, I believe and the car is part of her salary packaging. Archie uses it for himself claiming it's his, but I saw the day they picked it up and it's in her name. That could be because he has no visible means of support for at least 10 years. His detailing videos are hilarious as he cleans the car with products that probably damage the original detailing.
Hopefully, I will get on crack and be able to give these videos a miss. My wife asks me why I watch them and her most recent comment was "is he really giving advice about anxiety?"
