A New Asshat Is Crowned

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Re: A New Asshat Is Crowned

Post by svaglic » September 12th 2021, 12:40am

A great choice, congratulations bobbee.
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Post by 3Flushes » September 12th 2021, 1:07am

A most worthy induction, indeed!

And as the newest member since I was inducted, in time honored Asshat tradition, it is indeed my great pleasure to bestow upon you the distinguished post of emptying the ashtrays and restocking the booze in the Asshat Lounge. Congratulations.
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Post by bedlam » September 12th 2021, 2:17am

Makes perfect sense to me

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Post by codguy » September 12th 2021, 5:53am

3Flushes wrote:
September 12th 2021, 1:07am
And as the newest member since I was inducted, in time honored Asshat tradition, it is indeed my great pleasure to bestow upon you the distinguished post of emptying the ashtrays and restocking the booze in the Asshat Lounge.
And don't forget to keep the humidor filled.
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Post by conjurer » September 13th 2021, 3:23pm

bobbee wrote:
September 13th 2021, 1:15pm
Thanks to all for this honor, I will try to live up to all of your expectations and post a little more.
Just as soon as I finish with the ashtrays, booze run and the trip to the tobacconist ...
And step lively, my lad! The other Asshats need their blunts and jake!!
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Post by jason_recliner » September 13th 2021, 5:16pm

conjurer wrote:
September 13th 2021, 3:23pm
bobbee wrote:
September 13th 2021, 1:15pm
Thanks to all for this honor, I will try to live up to all of your expectations and post a little more.
Just as soon as I finish with the ashtrays, booze run and the trip to the tobacconist ...
And step lively, my lad! The other Asshats need their blunts and jake!!
And when you're done with that lot my bunion needs icing.
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Re: A New Asshat Is Crowned

Post by conjurer » September 13th 2021, 6:05pm

jason_recliner wrote:
September 13th 2021, 5:16pm
conjurer wrote:
September 13th 2021, 3:23pm
bobbee wrote:
September 13th 2021, 1:15pm
Thanks to all for this honor, I will try to live up to all of your expectations and post a little more.
Just as soon as I finish with the ashtrays, booze run and the trip to the tobacconist ...
And step lively, my lad! The other Asshats need their blunts and jake!!
And when you're done with that lot my bunion needs icing.
And the work car's trunk needs cleaning. The last geek package of ziti really went to town in there, and as usual, fucking Flushes forgot to hose out the blood and DNA and shit meat sauce.
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Re: A New Asshat Is Crowned

Post by 3Flushes » September 14th 2021, 12:44am

conjurer wrote:
September 13th 2021, 6:05pm
jason_recliner wrote:
September 13th 2021, 5:16pm
conjurer wrote:
September 13th 2021, 3:23pm
bobbee wrote:
September 13th 2021, 1:15pm
Thanks to all for this honor, I will try to live up to all of your expectations and post a little more.
Just as soon as I finish with the ashtrays, booze run and the trip to the tobacconist ...
And step lively, my lad! The other Asshats need their blunts and jake!!
And when you're done with that lot my bunion needs icing.
And the work car's trunk needs cleaning. The last geek package of ziti really went to town in there, and as usual, fucking Flushes forgot to hose out the blood and DNA and shit meat sauce.
Hey, that ziti left such a stinking mess when it oozed spilled out of the pot all over the trunk I thought I distinctly remembered Cod sayin' he was going to replace the liner carpet and talk to those cuginos green line cooks about draining the ziti proper. As usual, my ass.

Oh - and hey bobbee, please don't forget my JD and sticks.
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Re: A New Asshat Is Crowned

Post by codguy » September 14th 2021, 6:12am

3Flushes wrote:
September 14th 2021, 12:44am
I distinctly remembered Cod sayin' he was going to replace the liner carpet and talk to those cuginos green line cooks about draining the ziti proper. As usual, my ass.
Che cazzo!
The trunks is empty but needs scrubbin', stale ziti dont smell so good.
Let me know when the spill is cleaned up, I got new material procured. Keep water off the fertilizer stack in the corner, grazie
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Re: A New Asshat Is Crowned

Post by 3Flushes » September 14th 2021, 3:13pm

codguy wrote:
September 14th 2021, 6:12am
3Flushes wrote:
September 14th 2021, 12:44am
I distinctly remembered Cod sayin' he was going to replace the liner carpet and talk to those cuginos green line cooks about draining the ziti proper. As usual, my ass.
Che cazzo!
The trunks is empty but needs scrubbin', stale ziti dont smell so good.
Let me know when the spill is cleaned up, I got new material procured. Keep water off the fertilizer stack in the corner, grazie
Maybe we should get those two cuginos to do it since they fucked up draining the package - serve them right.
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