(WHAT)Were They Thinking?

(WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby foghorn » April 13th 2018, 11:00am

This is 995.00 and has a bespoke (too bad anyone belistened) case "bumper" attachment that has a mini flashlight.



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And someone was on crack at Bulovas design dept. Awful colorway and everything else way. Only 1095



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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby smellody » April 13th 2018, 11:16am

I like the top one. Can you use it as a hammer too?
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby Racer-X » April 13th 2018, 12:50pm

That appendage makes the paracord nonsense look normal.
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby biglove » April 13th 2018, 1:57pm

Well, that's messed up.
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » April 13th 2018, 2:14pm

The Victorinox is ridiculous.

The Bulova, however, is worse. It's an unbearably Hubloteseque pile of Ozymandianly ghey rubbish.
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby SynMike » April 13th 2018, 2:26pm

That housing probably fits the standard INOX. My cheapy INOX came without the normal bumper, which in itself is a bit ridiculous.

It"s Victorinox. Swiss army knives. Next thing you know they will make one with a 1/1-2" wood saw that folds out. Or a laser pointer so you can pretend you are James Bond with a laser weapon.
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby Mark1 » April 13th 2018, 8:18pm

I could really use a toothpick, (maybe even a pair of tweezers) on my next wartch.
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby iwasbanned » April 13th 2018, 8:29pm

How's the lumens?
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby Racer-X » April 13th 2018, 8:48pm

iwasbanned wrote:How's the lumens?


Nice, and you somehow beat conjurer and foghorn to that one!
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby iwasbanned » April 13th 2018, 8:55pm

Racer-X wrote:
iwasbanned wrote:How's the lumens?


Nice, and you somehow beat conjurer and foghorn to that one!


Thank you. Those two are pretty damn witty.
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby TemerityB » April 13th 2018, 9:06pm

For my expression about these two, please see Mr. Jerome Howard at left.
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby conjurer » April 13th 2018, 9:35pm

TemerityB wrote:For my expression about these two, please see Mr. Jerome Howard at left.


Actually, T's new avatar, while being very funny, is also somewhat unsettling; rarely does one find Curly so totally absorbed by sheer horror, as he obviously is by the spectre of Invicter. It's as if he's about to endure an eyepoke from Moe, only this time Moe's wearing Freddy Kruger gloves.
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Re: (WHAT)Were They Thinking?

Postby DocKlock » April 14th 2018, 6:58am

In a bizarre way those two wartches almost make some Invicta models look "normal." Too bad the flashlight isn't solar-charged. :lol:
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