by conjurer » January 10th 2018, 11:08pm
Interestingly, while I find Archie pretty odious, in some weird, Bizarro-World way, I find him a tiny bit refreshing. While most (if not all) wartche gernalests take swag, free wartchs, and money from various manufacturers to lick their sweaty balls on the internet or in glossy rags, and then pretend to be, you know, serious fucking journalists, Archie will happily spread his revolting ass-cheeks for anybody for some Paypal funds, and then brag about it afterwards.
In the meantime, we also see, in somewhat real time, Archie's life run off the rails and slam into various bridge abutments (which may or may not be real). And through it all we see Archie, with his strange head-warts, swilling whiskey, swearing like a sailor, and spreading his ass cheeks yet again.
There's a strange nobility there. And no, I'd rather hammer the Cabriole table leg up my ass than watch a two hour Archie movie.
My horse, Dobby, was my big present
--Smellody