Swag-Fest 2! Icons of TeeVee Wartchs!! BIG REVEAL!!

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Postby conjurer » October 11th 2017, 9:03am

Wednesday bump, moving this to the top, ttt, up, etc. To raise more money for St. Jude and the forum. So more bids, please, if we're all done speaking Dutch.
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Re: Swag-Fest 2! Icons of TeeVee Wartchs!!

Postby Mortuus » October 11th 2017, 1:09pm

eYe ham sew berry soiree conjerur/ EyE weal nevur dew it ugin/ eYe shal now goan flegellait myslef viggurussly an skrubb my haid whiff GARLIC Shemp-ooh an cundishonner, 'long whiff lava sope 'n sour fourth /awl beter now ewe ole brassard?/geez whuttuh wynee oal'phool... :???:
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Re: Swag-Fest 2! Icons of TeeVee Wartchs!!

Postby conjurer » October 11th 2017, 1:11pm

Mortuus wrote:eYe ham sew berry soiree conjerur/ EyE weal nevur dew it ugin/ eYe shal now goan flegellait myslef viggurussly an skrubb my haid whiff GARLIC Shemp-ooh an cundishonner, 'long whiff lava sope 'n sour fourth /awl beter now ewe ole brassard?/geez whuttuh wynee oal'phool... :???:


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Re: Swag-Fest 2! Icons of TeeVee Wartchs!!

Postby smellody » October 11th 2017, 1:15pm

Co-gerner.

Dost this awktion end Saterdai the 14teenth. Or Sunnydai the 15teenth?

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Re: Swag-Fest 2! Icons of TeeVee Wartchs!!

Postby conjurer » October 11th 2017, 1:25pm

smellody wrote:Co-gerner.

Dost this awktion end Saterdai the 14teenth. Or Sunnydai the 15teenth?

Eye wood lyke two no.


Do'h! It ends Sunday, the 15th. Please make note of this, and I apologize for not being able to read a goddamn calendar right.
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Re: Swag-Fest 2! Icons of TeeVee Wartchs!!

Postby Mortuus » October 11th 2017, 1:39pm

thass hokay, Jonh, thim maree callenders is hardt two jeri read if'n ewes naught had proppur tray'ning, ed cetera... :shock:
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Re: Swag-Fest 2! Icons of TeeVee Wartchs!!

Postby conjurer » October 11th 2017, 9:45pm

Wednesday night bump!

Bids thus far:

Oceanaut, $75, Mortuus

Invicter, $30, iwasbanned

Renatoe, $50, Smellody.

No new bids.
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Re: Swag-Fest 2! Icons of TeeVee Wartchs!!

Postby conjurer » October 12th 2017, 9:59am

Thursday bump!

No new bids.

This auction ends this coming Sunday at 8:00PM Pacific time.
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Re: Swag-Fest 2! Icons of TeeVee Wartchs!!

Postby conjurer » October 13th 2017, 11:49am

Friday bump!

As bids seemed to have slowed, here's a way to goose some of you stupid bastards to pony up:

Reveal: One of the mystery watches!!:

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That's right, a motherfucking Orient Mako (original edition, most likely very rare and fine.) This watch, which includes links, boxes and papers and is in very minty condition, will be randomly awarded to one of the winners of this auction! So, still, two watches for the price of one, but one of 'em will be a Carl-approved-orange-dial Mako!
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Postby gerdson » October 13th 2017, 12:29pm

Oha.
Let me quickly make some pop corn.




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100 for the Mako
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Postby conjurer » October 13th 2017, 12:41pm

gerdson wrote:Oha.
Let me quickly make some pop corn.




P.S.
100 for the Mako


That's right, a motherfucking Orient Mako (original edition, most likely very rare and fine.) This watch, which includes links, boxes and papers and is in very minty condition, will be randomly awarded to one of the winners of this auction! So, still, two watches for the price of one, but one of 'em will be a Carl-approved-orange-dial Mako!
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Postby iwasbanned » October 13th 2017, 12:58pm

conjurer wrote:
gerdson wrote:Oha.
Let me quickly make some pop corn.




P.S.
100 for the Mako


That's right, a motherfucking Orient Mako (original edition, most likely very rare and fine.) This watch, which includes links, boxes and papers and is in very minty condition, will be randomly awarded to one of the winners of this auction! So, still, two watches for the price of one, but one of 'em will be a Carl-approved-orange-dial Mako!
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Postby gerdson » October 13th 2017, 3:30pm

Gotcha. Both.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol:

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Postby kevco » October 13th 2017, 8:20pm

77.00 on the Renato.
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Postby conjurer » October 13th 2017, 11:04pm

OK, now we're cooking with gas.

Bids thus far:

Oceanaut, $75, Mortuus

Invicter, $30, iwasbanned

Renatoe, $77, kevco.
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Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 8:10am

Saturday morning bumpski!

This auction ends tomorrow night at 8:00PM. And let's not forget, 75% of the proceeds of these auctions benefit little kids who are sick with fucking cancer and shit. St. Judes never presents a bill to parents for treatment.
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Postby svaglic » October 14th 2017, 9:39am

I want that Mako.
I'll go $200.00 on which ever watch brings the Mako. I know it's random, so kindly place my bid randomly as needed.
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Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 9:45am

svaglic wrote:I want that Mako.
I'll go $200.00 on which ever watch brings the Mako. I know it's random, so kindly place my bid randomly as needed.


Most excellent. I'll do it this way:

Renatoe, $80, svaglic

Invicter, $40, svaglic

Oceanaut, $80, svaglic.
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Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 9:49am

PM bid on Oceanaut, $90.

Bids thus far:

Renatoe, $80, svaglic

Invicter, $40, svaglic

Oceanaut, $90, PM bid.
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Postby gerdson » October 14th 2017, 10:16am

höhö
Poor svaglic. 45 on the Invicta.
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Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 10:11pm

gerdson wrote:höhö
Poor svaglic. 45 on the Invicta.


Renatoe, $80, svaglic

Invicter, $45, gerdson

Oceanaut, $90, PM bid.

Just wait until I put that MSRP for the Invicta on the customs form, Herr gerdy!
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Postby gerdson » October 15th 2017, 1:16am

conjurer wrote:...

Just wait until I put that MSRP for the Invicta on the customs form, Herr gerdy!


Ach Du scheiße...

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Postby conjurer » October 15th 2017, 7:53am

Final day bump! This auction closes tonight at 8:00PM, Pacific time!
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Postby svaglic » October 15th 2017, 8:47am

invicta
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