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40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 12th 2018, 10:33pm
by koimaster
Save an additional 40% off* back in stock favorites
in very limited quantities.
Use coupon UCW40 at checkout.
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https://invictastores.com/clearance?utm ... 36835f1145

Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 12th 2018, 10:44pm
by SynMike
A guy brought 4 of the huge, overstyled Invictas to our store for new batteries this week. They were all variations of style in black and yellow.He bought them all at the same time because they were "on an excellent sale". They all looked about the same on the outside. One had a Ronda 5020d movement found in many Invictas, two had a movements simply labeled Swiss Parts, and one had one of the tiniest, plastic Chinese movements typically used in $10 womens' watches.

Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 10:05am
by TemerityB
Jeez, I clicked that link. Those watches couldn't be more hideous; they look like somebody hurled into a garbage can at art class.

Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 10:07am
by conjurer
40% Off Herpes! Act Now!

Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 10:15am
by foghorn
Grate deels galoor!!

If the Tony Stark inkludes a free skatebord I will by too of them!!!!

Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 10:19am
by TemerityB
foghorn wrote:
If the Tony Stark inkludes a free skatebord I will by too of them!!!!




Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 10:31am
by TemerityB
As I was closing the site, I noticed this, the most nebulous "product endorsement" tag of all time.

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Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 10:36am
by conjurer
TemerityB wrote:As I was closing the site, I noticed this, the most nebulous "product endorsement" tag of all time.

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I suppose buying an Invicter is better than submitting to anal sex.

Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 3:15pm
by TemerityB
conjurer wrote:
TemerityB wrote:As I was closing the site, I noticed this, the most nebulous "product endorsement" tag of all time.

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I suppose buying an Invicter is better than submitting to anal sex.


My wife's response: "Says who?"

Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 3:39pm
by foghorn
Either way,you're fucked.

Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 3:51pm
by biglove
$2147 on "sale" for some with what they claim are precious metals. I also claim that my tinkle tube is 12" long but that doesn't make it true.

Re: 40% Your favorite invictas

PostPosted: May 13th 2018, 4:41pm
by TemerityB
biglove wrote:$2147 on "sale" for some with what they claim are precious metals. I also claim that my tinkle tube is 12" long but that doesn't make it true.


Well, you know the IWG fan base: Sheep and suckers at the same time...

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