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Pocavi watches

PostPosted: November 17th 2017, 8:46pm
by koimaster

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: November 17th 2017, 8:52pm
by Mark1
Gotta give them some credit for originality. In an age where every swinging dick is launching a Kickstarter catalog watch company, these folks may be actually designing something. Not that I like them, but they are different.

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: November 17th 2017, 9:17pm
by TemerityB
"Pocavi" sounds like someone trying to say "provocative" while undergoing a root canal.

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: November 18th 2017, 12:04am
by 3Flushes
Do they actually expect people to jump onto a mailing list with no anticipated delivery date, no background information, no specs; no thanks.

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: November 18th 2017, 7:11am
by codguy
No wallet and keyfob?? WTF is right.

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: November 18th 2017, 7:14am
by svaglic
Mark1 wrote:Gotta give them some credit for originality. In an age where every swinging dick is launching a Kickstarter catalog watch company, these folks may be actually designing something. Not that I like them, but they are different.


Reminds me of XO Skeleton.

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: November 18th 2017, 7:49am
by foghorn
koimaster wrote:http://join.pocavi.com


WTF?





I'll see your WTF and raise a FTF'nW

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: November 18th 2017, 9:49am
by MKTheVintageBloke
Fairly low prices, yet automatic, but with a calendar/moonphase module. Conclusion: Sea-Gull or the most basic Miyota they could find. No specs, just talking about the "inspirations." Conclusion: rubbish specs.

(sniffs) I know that smell. Reeks of Stauer-esque rubbish for a mile.

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: December 5th 2017, 2:24pm
by Falstaff
Surely they meant peccavi.

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: December 6th 2017, 8:59am
by kevco
svaglic wrote:
Mark1 wrote:Gotta give them some credit for originality. In an age where every swinging dick is launching a Kickstarter catalog watch company, these folks may be actually designing something. Not that I like them, but they are different.


Reminds me of XO Skeleton.


I'm thinking Swiss Legend.

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: December 6th 2017, 4:17pm
by biglove
That's a lot of shitty gold plating and waaaaay overpriced. Where is Conj and that fooking table leg?

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: December 6th 2017, 11:29pm
by conjurer
biglove wrote:That's a lot of shitty gold plating and waaaaay overpriced. Where is Conj and that fooking table leg?


Interestingly, these wartchs are so fucking appalling they don't even deserve a Cabriole table leg hammered up my tender, apple-like bung. These wartchs remind me of the revolting fucking shit that Renatoe, revived by MZ Berger, were turning out for the fucking retards who still watch Urine. Back then, supposedly, Daniel "La Mink" Mink was still designing 'em, but was probably being paid with S & H Trading Stamps, because obviously he didn't give a fuck, as he was ready to take the NYC real estate market by fucking storm, baby.

These are fashion wartchs for the People of Walmart, people who can't be bothered to find the store restroom so they simply pull down their sweatpants and take a fucking dump in aisle nine, Housewares and Hallmark Cards. I would rather strangle on my own fucking vomit than click on the above link again. If I still had a sister, I'd rather put her in a Damascus whorehouse to get fucked in the ass by Johnny ISIS than have her wear one of these pieces of motherfucking shit.

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: December 7th 2017, 6:15am
by biglove
Your next novel needs to be “Cabriole Table Legs, My Apple Like Bunghole and the World According to Dirtbox.”

Re: Pocavi watches

PostPosted: December 7th 2017, 7:27am
by Mortuus
They are a bit Renatoesque, aren't they? As the extra-chromosome Invictards (you know, the 60+ year-old guy who wears Marvel Comix T-Shirts, ferinstance) might say, "they have 'the DNA' of Renatoe in them." I mean, that kind of shit speaks for itself, for cripes' sake... :???: