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Pocavi watches

Postby koimaster » November 17th 2017, 8:46pm

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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby Mark1 » November 17th 2017, 8:52pm

Gotta give them some credit for originality. In an age where every swinging dick is launching a Kickstarter catalog watch company, these folks may be actually designing something. Not that I like them, but they are different.
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby TemerityB » November 17th 2017, 9:17pm

"Pocavi" sounds like someone trying to say "provocative" while undergoing a root canal.
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby 3Flushes » November 18th 2017, 12:04am

Do they actually expect people to jump onto a mailing list with no anticipated delivery date, no background information, no specs; no thanks.
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby codguy » November 18th 2017, 7:11am

No wallet and keyfob?? WTF is right.
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby svaglic » November 18th 2017, 7:14am

Mark1 wrote:Gotta give them some credit for originality. In an age where every swinging dick is launching a Kickstarter catalog watch company, these folks may be actually designing something. Not that I like them, but they are different.


Reminds me of XO Skeleton.
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby foghorn » November 18th 2017, 7:49am

koimaster wrote:http://join.pocavi.com


WTF?





I'll see your WTF and raise a FTF'nW
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » November 18th 2017, 9:49am

Fairly low prices, yet automatic, but with a calendar/moonphase module. Conclusion: Sea-Gull or the most basic Miyota they could find. No specs, just talking about the "inspirations." Conclusion: rubbish specs.

(sniffs) I know that smell. Reeks of Stauer-esque rubbish for a mile.
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby Falstaff » December 5th 2017, 2:24pm

Surely they meant peccavi.
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby kevco » December 6th 2017, 8:59am

svaglic wrote:
Mark1 wrote:Gotta give them some credit for originality. In an age where every swinging dick is launching a Kickstarter catalog watch company, these folks may be actually designing something. Not that I like them, but they are different.


Reminds me of XO Skeleton.


I'm thinking Swiss Legend.
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby biglove » December 6th 2017, 4:17pm

That's a lot of shitty gold plating and waaaaay overpriced. Where is Conj and that fooking table leg?
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby conjurer » December 6th 2017, 11:29pm

biglove wrote:That's a lot of shitty gold plating and waaaaay overpriced. Where is Conj and that fooking table leg?


Interestingly, these wartchs are so fucking appalling they don't even deserve a Cabriole table leg hammered up my tender, apple-like bung. These wartchs remind me of the revolting fucking shit that Renatoe, revived by MZ Berger, were turning out for the fucking retards who still watch Urine. Back then, supposedly, Daniel "La Mink" Mink was still designing 'em, but was probably being paid with S & H Trading Stamps, because obviously he didn't give a fuck, as he was ready to take the NYC real estate market by fucking storm, baby.

These are fashion wartchs for the People of Walmart, people who can't be bothered to find the store restroom so they simply pull down their sweatpants and take a fucking dump in aisle nine, Housewares and Hallmark Cards. I would rather strangle on my own fucking vomit than click on the above link again. If I still had a sister, I'd rather put her in a Damascus whorehouse to get fucked in the ass by Johnny ISIS than have her wear one of these pieces of motherfucking shit.
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby biglove » December 7th 2017, 6:15am

Your next novel needs to be “Cabriole Table Legs, My Apple Like Bunghole and the World According to Dirtbox.”
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Re: Pocavi watches

Postby Mortuus » December 7th 2017, 7:27am

They are a bit Renatoesque, aren't they? As the extra-chromosome Invictards (you know, the 60+ year-old guy who wears Marvel Comix T-Shirts, ferinstance) might say, "they have 'the DNA' of Renatoe in them." I mean, that kind of shit speaks for itself, for cripes' sake... :???:
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