Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

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Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby conjurer » October 16th 2017, 1:41pm

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Re: Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby foghorn » October 16th 2017, 1:50pm

That's an awesome shot.
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Postby Falstaff » October 16th 2017, 3:21pm

Yup, got those ear-radars all the way up.
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Re: Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby biglove » October 16th 2017, 4:47pm

Don't fuck with cats in general!
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Re: Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby TemerityB » October 16th 2017, 5:08pm

Who you talkin' to, Joe?

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Re: Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby smellody » October 16th 2017, 10:05pm

That's a nice pussy.
   
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Re: Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby Wasp » October 17th 2017, 5:27am

Ever try to hold a cat going ape shit? Smokey Joe will light you up. Nothing but stone killers, gotta love 'em.
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Re: Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby conjurer » October 17th 2017, 7:42pm

Smokey Joe--or as we usually just call him, Joe--is one of those cats as laid back as the Dude in The Big Lebowski. When he was owned by my white trash neighbors (who left him when they moved, along with his bros, Murphy and O'Brian), he started hanging around with me and Mrs. C, possibly because we didn't scream at each other all day or smoke meth. Anyway, he's my pal, a perfect lap cat, who likes to be carried around--which I do so often that Mrs. C tells me that his legs are going to atrophy. There's little chance of that, though, like Wasp says above; a few times a day, Joe goes absolutely fucking nuts, ripping up our furniture or his scratching posts, then scrambling around the house at about seventy miles per hour, then suddenly collapsing, washing for a minute, then falling asleep for several hours.
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Re: Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby Wasp » October 18th 2017, 10:15am

conjurer wrote:Smokey Joe--or as we usually just call him, Joe--is one of those cats as laid back as the Dude in The Big Lebowski. When he was owned by my white trash neighbors (who left him when they moved, along with his bros, Murphy and O'Brian), he started hanging around with me and Mrs. C, possibly because we didn't scream at each other all day or smoke meth. Anyway, he's my pal, a perfect lap cat, who likes to be carried around--which I do so often that Mrs. C tells me that his legs are going to atrophy. There's little chance of that, though, like Wasp says above; a few times a day, Joe goes absolutely fucking nuts, ripping up our furniture or his scratching posts, then scrambling around the house at about seventy miles per hour, then suddenly collapsing, washing for a minute, then falling asleep for several hours.


Nice to hear you have that link with him. It's symbiotic and therapeutic for the cat...you're beyond hope ;)
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Re: Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby svaglic » October 18th 2017, 10:24am

That's so cute, that they ran away from home to you and Mrs. C. They probably hid when the neighbors moved, they seized their opportunity for the good life.
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Re: Don't Fuck With Smokey Joe

Postby TemerityB » October 18th 2017, 10:35am

In all seriousness: You've rescued animals.

Salute to you and Mrs. C.
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