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50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 12th 2018, 3:40pm
by conjurer
For an engagement gift, I am being given a watch whether I like it or not you cocks. It will be approximately 50k British Sterling worth you wankers. I am very practical and since the advent of the internet and cell phones, I stopped using watches to keep the time. I assume I will insure the watch and keep it in a safe, but I anticipate using it on very special occasions like when Petunia lets me roger her arsehole the plank.

I realize this is an unusual situation, for a watch newbie to have such a crazy amount to spend on a watch you fucks.

I have done some research and am leaning towards a Smiths Everest or Tooter Grantour you pillocks. Do you agree? If you could only buy one watch in your life for this amount would you ever consider any other brands? Any tips, advice and thoughts would be most appreciated you fucking planks.

Love and kisses, Sir Reginald Dirtbox, VC, OBE you fucks.

Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 12th 2018, 4:41pm
by foghorn
Smiths brothers Chris Everest is the best waRtch fore yew autograffed by Eddy Plotts and he can persinally present it to yew by shuvving it awl the whey up yore spotty arse yew phuckwad!!


YEW R Wellcum!!!

Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 12th 2018, 4:55pm
by Racer-X
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Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 12th 2018, 5:50pm
by biglove
Only reasonable choice wuld beaArther two bey as Manny MIghtee Mighty Meytee Hydormaximuses as ewe culd wiTH yoor cash money brothers, ewe wanker gentlEMAN sawsage plank fekker...

Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 12th 2018, 6:12pm
by codguy
Juan wiTh mannys commodes on it.
yOu kan thanx me sum other tyMe ..... fukin limey.

Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 12th 2018, 6:47pm
by TemerityB
biglove wrote:Only reasonable choice wuld beaArther two bey as Manny MIghtee Mighty Meytee Hydormaximuses as ewe culd wiTH yoor cash money brothers, ewe wanker gentlEMAN sawsage plank fekker...


Eye Tommy Agee. sheo thee wurld yer ay reel May-un.

Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 13th 2018, 8:55am
by ocean
Eyes has an Eddie pluff autograf invicter jt jewl of a with a jenuwhine swiss cheesier mooment 7750 fine Swiss monaculer bond gold . It is 72mm by 65 mm and is as light as my big bowlers balls. 49k

I alwso has a very very raws reninetoes tour billionaires wits an avi signed black cards! I have the only one evers I gots it from some weseal or minks somting or udder. 51k orz bestest offer

Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 13th 2018, 9:50am
by foghorn
ocean wrote: It is 72mm by 65 mm and is as light as my big bowlers balls.



Y did yew get the midsyze??

Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 13th 2018, 10:31am
by Mark1
hOw mutch iz Dat inN reel mUnniez!?

Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 13th 2018, 11:37am
by catnap
Petunia? She must be the posh bird on your estate.

Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 13th 2018, 3:32pm
by smellody
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Re: 50k Quid to spend on a watch you planks

PostPosted: January 13th 2018, 8:53pm
by conjurer
smellody wrote:Fidyquidistalawttwospendawnanknrwwartch. FerfiddyquidyewcudbyeanRolaxinnplatnumorpaladumverynyce. Yewcudputittonyercockwhenplowingputunasbum.


Interestingly you cocks this is the first reponse that I can understand you fucks.