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Postby Bahoomba » February 8th 2014, 2:35pm

foghorn wrote:I raise my 32 oz. bottle of water in a toast to Joe L. Blaster. One of the best to come around in a while. Joe L. we hardly knew ya'.

And a special thanks to master Horse Feathers for providing the fodder that made Joe L's presence ,and ultimate demise, so thoroughly enjoyable. Hip hip.....hooray!!!!!


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Postby TemerityB » February 8th 2014, 2:40pm

Agreed: Horse Feathers, as is his wont, on top of a really big dick.

No, wait, that came out funny....

Seriously, you can't get anything past HF. This is like the third time in a month he's just gotten a tidbit of info and like instantly exposed it and gotten to the bottom of it. He can uncover any asshole!

No, wait, that came out funny...
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Postby jason_recliner » February 8th 2014, 2:49pm

TemerityB wrote:Clueless is funny, bat shit can be disturbing. However, in this case, clueless and bat shit has been just royally hilarious.

Ain't nothing funnier than a Geek stompin' its feet in outrage. It's like a cross between a Doodles Weaver short and Mormon crickets eating their young.


Yep. Must admit I was tickled pink at the accusation of swindling re: the price estimate.

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Postby Mortuus » February 8th 2014, 3:30pm

Hearse Feeders is indeed the shizzle when it comes to dealing with the Geekum Crowd, even the ones that try to act all famousy and shit.

Hearsey is the shizzle! Hearsey is the SHIZZLE! No one gets the best of him, not even for a minizzle!

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Postby Horse Feathers » February 8th 2014, 3:32pm

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Postby 3Flushes » February 8th 2014, 3:56pm

Horse Feathers wrote:It was ChronoMATTS posts that brought him to WL's

Nice. Real nice. Now we're a haven for ex-cons with a fetish for vintage watches. Just like cockroaches, where there's one... I'll PM koi and make sure he starts putting out some boric acid.
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Postby Falstaff » February 8th 2014, 4:00pm

Yessir, got to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past The Feather. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Feather do!
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Postby koimaster » February 8th 2014, 4:10pm

And this is what shows up if you want to post his bio page to facebook. What a tool.


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Postby Luftwafflles » February 8th 2014, 6:05pm

TemerityB wrote:Agreed: Horse Feathers, as is his wont, on top of a really big dick.

No, wait, that came out funny....

Seriously, you can't get anything past HF. This is like the third time in a month he's just gotten a tidbit of info and like instantly exposed it and gotten to the bottom of it. He can uncover any asshole!

No, wait, that came out funny...
Obviously no offense to HF, but this is one of the most godam hilarious posts that I've ever read, like anywhere.
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Postby Horse Feathers » February 8th 2014, 9:21pm

Just read a few of his "Letters From Marion" , I'm now going to watch videos of kittens playing for a few hours

Page one of a couple, the rest are the same

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Postby conjurer » February 8th 2014, 9:37pm

Falstaff wrote:Yessir, got to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past The Feather. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Feather do!


Yup. Horse Feathers is like motherfucking Perry Mason to the max, mon. Like, once we were taking a "package" out to the Pine Barrens, and the "package" was crying and pissing himself and shit, and swearing to God that he wasn't no fucking troll. I was about to let the "package" go, because I wasn't a hunrrend percent that he wasn't fucking lying; but H-F, man, he just took out his Commander and put a .45 hardball right through the fucking "package"'s fucking head. And H-F, he was right, man!

I paid for the surf 'n' turf at Delmonico's that night, goddamn it.
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Postby Luftwafflles » February 9th 2014, 12:15am

you should have gone to roy rogers.....
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Postby conjurer » February 9th 2014, 12:23am

Luftwafflles wrote:you should have gone to roy rogers.....


Roy Rogers?! Fuck that shit! Luffy, you know I love you like a brother, but when I whack some jamoke dispose of a "package," I have to have a good steak, with some decent shrimp, as well as a couple of Heinekens.
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Postby Horse Feathers » February 9th 2014, 9:28am

Luftwafflles wrote:you should have gone to roy rogers.....


Yeah and I shoulda fucked Dale Evans but I didn't. ;)
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Postby Horse Feathers » February 9th 2014, 9:31am

I'm thinking that at some point a "Letter from Marion" was sent to Penthouse Forum.

I just need to dig that one up

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Postby conjurer » February 9th 2014, 9:33am

Horse Feathers wrote:
Luftwafflles wrote:you should have gone to roy rogers.....


Yeah and I shoulda fucked Dale Evans but I didn't. ;)


Yup. I sure missed that fucking joke.
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Postby hcharles » February 9th 2014, 10:21am

"Happy trails to you, until we meet again. Keep smilin' until then." Good ole Leonard Sly and Dale Evans.
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Postby 3Flushes » February 9th 2014, 6:31pm

koimaster wrote:And this is what shows up if you want to post his bio page to facebook. What a tool.


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The schmuck's FB page appears to have been shut down.
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Postby Luftwafflles » February 9th 2014, 6:42pm

hcharles wrote:"Happy trails to you, until we meet again. Keep smilin' until then." Good ole Leonard Sly and Dale Evans.

Yep, my childhood idols. I had action figures of Roy and Dale, Trigger, Bullet, and their chuck wagon. One day I was swimming on the Canadian side of Lake Erie I had Roy on the front end of my inner tube, and he fell off. I was too young to properly dive, and he was lost forever. I threw out Dale, her horse Buttercup, Trigger, etc. Just wasn't worth a shit without Roy.
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Postby Horse Feathers » February 9th 2014, 6:57pm

3Flushes wrote:
koimaster wrote:And this is what shows up if you want to post his bio page to facebook. What a tool.


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The schmuck's FB page appears to have been shut down.


Just checked, his primary two sites are still active for me

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Postby 3Flushes » February 9th 2014, 7:07pm

The following is what I get when I try to access, https://www.facebook.com/joel.blaeser?f ... wse_search- I'm not a member, maybe that's the deal. The first one works- they are both https links. I have no clue what the deal is, I didn't major in that stuff.

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Postby Horse Feathers » February 9th 2014, 7:26pm

3Flushes wrote:- I'm not a member, maybe that's the deal.


That's the reason, I have an account that I don't use just so I can access the site
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Postby 3Flushes » February 9th 2014, 8:41pm

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3Flushes wrote:- I'm not a member, maybe that's the deal.


That's the reason, I have an account that I don't use just so I can access the site


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Postby AJC » February 10th 2014, 7:18am

conjurer wrote:
Luftwafflles wrote:you should have gone to roy rogers.....


Roy Rogers?! Fuck that shit! Luffy, you know I love you like a brother, but when I whack some jamoke dispose of a "package," I have to have a good steak, with some decent shrimp, as well as a couple of Heinekens.


I like a Paulaner Heif-Weizen with a steak, medium rare.
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