Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby conjurer » November 14th 2017, 7:42pm

So the Timex Marlin I ordered for my brother finally came in last night. In a motherfucking standard fucking Timex box, not the nice "layout" box it was supposed to come in. The owner's booklet it came with doesn't match up to the watch, either--it talks about which battery it fucking uses, which of course the fucking Marlin doesn't fucking need, because it's a motherfucking handwinder.

Here's the main fucking problem: ever since my brother asked me which kind of VCR to get (to which I answered "Betamax, of course") he hasn't trusted my word in just about anything. If the Marlin came in the right box, viz:

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Vs. the piece of shit generic one I got:

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(both pics stolen from the web)

--I wouldn't have to try to explain to him the coolness of the gift, and the need to handwind the fucking thing.

So, all in all, Timex can suck my motherfucking dick.
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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby foghorn » November 14th 2017, 7:55pm

If it makes you feel any better mine came with a nice box. The instructions are the same but on the first page it gives s link to a website and shows how to find the correct manual. I read elsewhere that others got the generic box also. Could be that the fancy ones only came with watches from Todd Snyder or that Brit store.
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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby Rusty » November 14th 2017, 8:08pm

The box is only an issue if your brother plans on wearing it...the box that is.

BTW, in the Beta vs. VHS debate, Beta was the superior format but VHS had the better marketing.
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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby artman » November 14th 2017, 8:19pm

Brothers are stupid. He might like the box.
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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby Racer-X » November 14th 2017, 8:40pm

You MONSTER! Did you also tell him to get an HD DVD Player instead of Blu-Ray?
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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby TemerityB » November 14th 2017, 8:57pm

artman wrote:Brothers are stupid. He might like the box.


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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby biglove » November 14th 2017, 9:58pm

Christmas is ruined!

Seriously, I doubt he will miss the box.
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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby JAS1125 » November 15th 2017, 4:01am

Keep it and buy him an Alpha
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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby AJC » November 15th 2017, 5:20am

Get him an Italian leg lamp instead.
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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby Falstaff » November 15th 2017, 7:56am

Rusty wrote:The box is only an issue if your brother plans on wearing it...the box that is.

BTW, in the Beta vs. VHS debate, Beta was the superior format but VHS had the better marketing.



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Re: Timex Sucks Motherfucking Donkey Dicks

Postby TemerityB » November 15th 2017, 11:10am

Falstaff wrote:
Rusty wrote:The box is only an issue if your brother plans on wearing it...the box that is.

BTW, in the Beta vs. VHS debate, Beta was the superior format but VHS had the better marketing.



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Betamax was better. First format to offer Marilyn Chambers and Desiree Cousteau tapes.
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